hiii

[rozieramati]

[you-need-not-apply]

Bro I just nearly fucking died

[you-need-not-apply]

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

[you-need-not-apply]

Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

[epistleii]

is this accurate

[you-need-not-apply]

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

[epistleii]

I drew what I would’ve done. also I really don’t want this to be my tumblr claim to fame; it’s been posted for about ten minutes and three people have already reblogged it

[zemren]

Have you guys ever been on Twitter

[rpfofficial]

i could never be cottagecore. the concrete calls to me

[iaintnobodyswhore]

Patti Smith’s idols: Jean Genet, Albert Camus, Bob Dylan

by Albert Scopin, 1970

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

???

[aflo]

oh it's a drug alright

[catchymemes]

[besthanddealt]

Tineco Floor ONE S3 Cordless Hardwood Wet/Dry Vacuum

[kimmingtonjames]

Oh my god THANK you

[alexaloraetheris]

Once again:

[millenniumitem]

new favorite reddit user

[angel-demiel]

[animals-riding-animals]

cat riding sheep

[heroofthreefaces]

lookin at the first few moments thinkin “what’s wrong with that foreleg? is it folded under the cat at a funny angle? is the cat missing half that leg? wait. no. it’s just buried up to the elbow in wool”

[dovewithscales]

Fun fact. Lanolin, the oil in wool which makes it water resistant, has a scent similar to one produced by nursing mother cats which induces nursing behaviour in kittens. A lot of cats will exhibit this behaviour with wool blankets for the same reason.

[naamahdarling]

The adorable behavior she is showing at the end, deep treading and pressing the flat.of her head against the sheep, rooting her nose around in the sheep’s wool, ears turned sweetly back, is STRONG kitten nursing behavior. This cat is a full adult and doing unusually Baby things. I’d say that checks out. She’s treating the sheep like Mom. Adults, even those with residual nursing behaviors, don’t often go THIS baby. I wouldn’t be surprised if the cat were actually suckling. She’s incredibly happy.

The sheep seems to be very much enjoying it as well. I loooove this.

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Inshallah he will be stirred into a fine fry

A delicious meal

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[fieldtomatoes]

Donkey in Zamora Province, Spain hauls flowering nabiza (turnip plants) to be pressed into vegetable oil

National Geographic - March, 1978

[internethomepage]

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

just cat-sat for my friend for five days and well, new kinsey scale just dropped i’m a 1.5

[depsidase]

[pseudomantis]

I can't make fun of him. I can't make fun of him. I can't make fun of him

[caats]

[viking-raider]

[medievaljournalist]

basically the whole bible happens to me daily