Writing And Art

Or where I go to get ideas and procrastinate

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Guys i found a decapitated stretchy alien in an old toy box. Its so gross and old, take a look.

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Eat it.

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This is spam I’m trying something

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And yet the screen protector survived

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Prompt idea:

I was/I did/That reminds me of the time… OR the greatest story ever told

“Hey, we’re going dancing, you want to come?” “Sure, did I ever tell you I was an exotic dancer once?” “What? But you’re the least exotic person I know!” “I’m exotic in the desert.” “Why were you exotic dancing in the desert?” “I was thirsty and had no money after spending it all on gas to cross the desert.” “Why were even in the desert?” “Oh I was on the run from poachers after a rather unfortunate meeting in the African jungles.” “Why were you in the African jungles?!” “I won some tickets in a poker game with Sticky Fingers Jack, but I think I got on the wrong boat because I did not end up in Honolulu until three months later!” “Who is Sticky Fingers Jack?” “My kidnapper.” “You were kidnapped!? Why?!” “Somehow the tabloids got ahold of a photo of me kissing the heiress of ShineDown Liquor and Sticky thought he could get ransom, but it was all just a misunderstanding! It wasn’t even the heiress! It was the actress playing her in the movie and she wanted to run lines!” “I’ve never heard of that movie?” “Not surprised, since I may or may not have helped some people steal the footage before it aired.” “What-”

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My first knitting project! It’s janky, way too long, and not at all what it was originally going to be, but I kind of love it?

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1. Gargoyles

2. Scurry

3. Bat (Bitty Batt is done with your shit)

4. Scallop *clack**clack*

5. Flame

Or: my 1-5 inktober prompt fills.

[puthy]

I just wanna lay down and like have a tree grow through me

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Bamboo is surprisingly cheap, friend. Godspeed

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Are you in the “I just want to eat icecream and not leave my bed for a few days” So done phase

Or are you more “I have sprayed myself with pesticide so that I smell like a harbinger of death to all that crawl or fly that hath come to prematurely feast upon my remains” so done phase

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Petition to call Gen after Z the Quack Pack Generation. Individually they’ll be called a Duckling that way the older gens will either A. Be able to seriously complain or B. End up turning Duckling into some type of slur and I think that would be hilarious, like, old people bad mouthing baby ducks?

Example: those dang ducklings are ruining the economy.

Or: the quack pack is at it again with this bullshit.

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Cooked pasta is just limp bread

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When did I even write this WTF

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“I’m here! Familiar feet don’t make familiar footsteps, I may not be helping but I’m here!”

-line from a dream that woke me up, like wow.

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What if you wrote your own name in the death note? Asking for a friend

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Wait, no, what if you wrote the shinagami’s name? What about people who have the same names?

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What if you wrote your own name in the death note? Asking for a friend

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Love pronounced like clove.

[everythingfox]

“A kitten sinking in memory foam is about the most adorable thing.”

(via)

[rhymneybelle]

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B: So, how’s your mom been?

A: Same as when you last asked- still dead.