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[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

[krishnahare]

[willmelon]

[imboba-thefett-deactivated20200]

I want ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ᵃᶠᶠᵉᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

[oozins]

words from @normal-horoscopes

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[dinosaurparty]

[catchymemes]

[thedragonlady297]

I’m very drunk and I need everyone to see what I’m seeing

[adorabians-deactivated20200311]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family

[rercho]

....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

[cortue]

One of the things I like about this website is that there are people I’ve been following on here for so long that it has been literal years since we shared a single fandom thing in common and basically never talk and yet when I see their posts, another gifset for a show I don’t watch and have no context for, I still feel a friendly warmth like – hey, glad you’re out there still enjoying random shit.  Here’s some content on the niche thing I’m hyper fixating on in return.

[schizoauthoress]

Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

[darkfrog24]

I heard about this on Freakonomics Radio.  Turns out the bit about no brown M&Ms is HUGE, in BIG font, bold, underlined and quotated like they’re on the Group W Bench.

The band was all, “We have fifty-pound lights hanging over our heads and fire being shot out of cannons.  We had to know whether they read our safety regs so we didn’t flamebroil any roadies.”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

interesting how this has become a meme in the music industry about divas. i’ve always heard jokes that amount to “this stuck up celebrity hates the green gummy bears!! they’re refusing to perform just for that???” and its reading stuff like this that i realise how that joke might have come about. people get grumpy that the band refuses to play but cant admit its because THEY’RE incompetent, so they make it all about the M&Ms. another example of artists using a creative method to ensure they have a perfectly reasonable request fulfilled that is then bastardised by lazy people who wanna make money off them. 

[thesylverlining]

…this is like the music industry version of hearing the truth behind the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit

[theyellowbrickroad]

unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives

[theyellowbrickroad]

How dare you attack me like this on my own post. You righthanded ppl are salty as hell and can’t accept how fun, bouncy and energetic the lefties are

[galacticvii]

[holythefirm-deactivated20200829]

Going to the garfield restaurant and not being able to order lasagna without bursting into a fit of uncomfortable laughter. Then the waiter is like ..okay will that be all. And im like haha he seems mad is it Monday and i start crying

[lnnea]

I said something once and it didn’t really go very well

[melonmemes]

[swarnpert]

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