SomethingMySoulCraves

Anouk / 20 / german / multifandom blog

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

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If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

[finewalls]

vandalism

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[britons-will-never-be-slaves]

When you didn’t study for the right test. OMG HIS FACE

[good-goddamn-man]

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Hussein Bazaza f/w 2017-2018 rtw

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Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

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i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

[rushman2-0]

I work at a daycare with 2-year-olds and really frequently when I pass by one of my kids I just give their hair a little pat or ruffle, both as a way of letting them know I’m coming through so they don’t move suddenly and trip me, and just as a way of checking in, saying hey, taking their temp, etc. Well today we were playing inside and I was sitting on the carpet because we were playing ring around the rosie and I was tired, and one of my baby boys came up to me and gave my hair a rub and pat. And like it took me a second to realize what he was doing but, yeah. He was saying “hi.” He was saying “I love you”

[skirtswithpockets]

When the toddlers ol clean up, we give them ice cubes to suck on and we congratulate them on their hard work. One time when I was helping a boy pick up a huge block and he told me “you need TWO ice cubes”. 

[petticoat]

REASONS TO SEE SPY THIS SUMMER

 >> (other than the continually fabulous melissa mccarthy).

honestly I never make posts plugging films or tv shows because i’m just too lazy or don’t care enough, but i came back from watching this last night and havent stopped thinking about how fantastic it was.

ok so for those of you that don’t know, spy is essentially a movie about melissa mccarthy’s character susan cooper, whose a mild-mannered analyst for the CIA that ends up taking a field job that takes unexpected twists and turns. aside from being hysterically AND CONSISTENTLY funny (which so many comedy films lack, with the best parts already shown in the trailer!! not the case here!!) here are a couple reasons to spend $11 on seeing spy instead of anything else in theatres right now

aside from maybe jurassic world. still go see that.

the action is legitimate. the same kind of stunts that you see chiseled men doing in moves like james bond or mission impossible flicks, are in here

if youre scared of it becoming too gun-and-lead-blazing action-y, don’t be. some of the best moments are imbued with moments of comedy that come from dismantling tropes or stereotypical spy scenes with real life (think the scene in the trailer were jude law sneezes and accidentally pulls his trigger)

nor do you have to worry about it getting too campy. like i mentioned above, most moments of comedy stem from ruining too-perfect moments you’ve seen in other action movies with mistakes or missteps you’ll recognize from your own life

the ladies get a higher percentage of the badassery than the men!! VALAR MORGHULIS ALL MEN MUST DIE BUT WE ARE NOT MEN

MOST OF THE HIGHEST POSITIONS OF POWER/STATUS/SKILL ARE ALL OCCUPIED BY WOMEN. 

mccarthy’s character is not fatshamed once. not once. nor do they make a joke of her weight - she doesn’t wheeze after running 50 meters or get rude nicknames. the only time she is intentionally made out to be “dumpy” is when she is undercover, in obviously ridiculous and unflattering clothes

I REPEAT, MCCARTHY’S CHARACTER DOES NOT HAVE TO RELY ON THE MAGIC MAKEOVER SEQUENCE TO BE SEEN AS DESIRABLE IN THE SCOPE OF THE FILM. SHE IS SIMPLY ACKNOWLEDGED AS THE GODDAMN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN SHE IS. (if anything, her outfit progression throughout the film matches the growing boldness of her personality/confidence)

on that note, there’s also age diversity! one of the major supporting characters, susan’s best friend nancy, is played by 42-year-old miranda hart. the director of the CIA is allison janney, who is 55. even the film’s sexpot-mafia-heiress raina is played by a 35 year old actress (rose byrne). it’s not much, but it’s a start!!

tbh any movie that uses the phrase “limp-dick unicorn” has my whole heart so

susan is in love with her uber-handsome, hella-smooth field agent partner bradley fine (NOT A SPOILER DONT WORRY) played by jude law. who, ya, looks p good. anyway. when she finally vocalizes her love for him, she is not made out to be pathetic, hapless, or hopeless, even though another character is trying to make her appear as all these things at the time

DIMENSIONAL FEMALE LEADS PEOPLE!! PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY SKILLED FEMALE CHARACTERS!!!

also honestly guys its just funny as fuck

SO YEAH. THERE WE GO. a bunch of reasons for you to slink away from this disgusting summer heat to see spy and laugh off like 3 popsicles worth of calories at your local theater.

disclaimer, though. i’ve only seen the movie once now, so i could be missing some problematic or offensive themes or bits within the film. the movie is not perfect, and has very serious and disappointing drawbacks. it lacks racial diversity and uses ableist language at least once.

 if anyone has a problem with any of the points im more than happy to remove or edit them!! just let me know!!

HAPPY SUMMER!

[sharp-objects8]

I had big plans for them in the fourth season, where they were going to essentially reform Verger slaughterhouses and make them all humane and decrease the processing of meat, I had a whole vegan agenda with what the ladies were going to be up to, and I’m shaking my fist at the cancellation gods at not being able to pull that off. To have the power lesbians accomplishing great things, and undoing all of the horrors of the Verger family and name, and being able to have a larger discussion about meat in America and how we process it, how we consume it, what it is, how it is treated before it becomes meat.

Bryan Fuller,  Digital Spy interview, 2015

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Alana Bloom and Margot Verger

(via folieadeux-carolinedhavernas)

[notasourwolfyet]

movie exec: it's unrealistic for melissa mccarthy's character to have a sexy male love interest

paul feig: you're right

paul feig: ...

paul feig: she should have three

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Sterek Week 2017 - Lyrics & Quotes

Amsterdam Red Light District au

I have to tell you just how I feel, I won’t share you with another boy x

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Rei Kawakubo (Comme des Garçons | c. 1983 • • • A piece of Rei Kawakubo which drew attention of the Western to the Japanese Fashion. The seemingly complex form of the sweater was created essentially from one straight panel, and has a dynamic voluminous look. The large sleeves spreading to the left and right resemble kimono sleeves. The skirt sags asymmetrically in response to the irregular shapes created by the loosely hanging sweater. At the beginning of the 1980s, Kawakubo received a mixed response in Paris to designs that challenged existing aesthetic values in the Western countries due to their achromaticity, loose fit, asymmetry and deliberately-created holes and tears. Nevertheless, she has maintained a consistent attitude of defying stereotypes in dress designing ever since. (Kyoto Costume Institute) • • • #historicalfashion #fashion #fashiondesign #fashionhistory #historyoffashion #vintagefashion #art #vintage #defunctfashion #costume #costumedesign #couture #costumehistory #reikawakubo #japanesefashion #commedesgarcons #1980sfashion #kyotocostumeinstitute https://www.instagram.com/p/BnH9z7eFlao/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ojmcmy7fy0z4

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[natural--blues]

x

[detenebrate]

I didn’t think Justice could be done in days like these. I thought Truth was always crushed beneath the hobnailed boots of The Corporate Man. But, tonight? After this? My life begins anew.

[make--it--gayer]

[gahdamnpunk]

But women discrimination is a myth right??

[metoo-3]

Imagine how many people’s lives they ruined. There were probably so many women that went in there knowing they destroyed that test. Yet, when they got their results back…they had to be so confused and disappointed. Mentally and emotionally, that had to be quite the blow. Anyway, this is evil.

[orpheussy]

Gay-lesbian solidarity would have been someone telling michaelangelo what titties looked like

[daywatch]

Okay but consider:

The Catholic Church DESPARATELY trying to explain to him what titties are without it sounding like they knew what a naked woman looked like

[onlyblackgirl]

[persephone-is-here-omg]

WRECK THEM QUEEN!

[hoevitserk]

why was the catsuit banned???????

[onlyblackgirl]

Because the President of the French Open didn’t like it. He said  “It will no longer be accepted. One must respect the game and the place.” 

The rule did not exist prior to this, they just made it up when they saw Serena wearing one. 

[hoevitserk]

“Superhero” “black panther inpired” I’m loving all the shit I’m reading on this NIKES FUCKING RESPONSE IS FLAWLESS TOO

“You can take the superhero out of her costume, but you can never take away her superpowers.” on the official Nike Twitter with a picture of her in the suit

[sakura-haruka]