Scottyottyotty

It's that thing that you lack, darlin, charisma.

[scottyottyotty]

Fandom isnt fun anymore since comprehension skills diminished

[scottyottyotty]

85% of the characters in Johnathan Strange and Mr. Norell are TRASH. Like, bad people. Drawlight is that bitch that you don’t know but hypes you online. So it’s cool? Doesn’t hurt anything. But is somehow making money off of it and really convincing people that y’all are besties. Norell, he’s a squirrelly wallflower who is actually good at his obsession. But, hoardes it all to himself and scoffs at people who he knows won’t know magic like him because he has literally taken all the magic texts for himself. Like, hunts them down specifically for the purpose of other people not reading them. Also, he didn’t want to do magic UNTIL someone told him he could really wow people with straight up fucking necromancy. Hey levitate this ball please? No, it’s undignified, but I will bring this rich lady back to life to gain clout.

[scottyottyotty]

I will just start biting people.

[scottyottyotty]

Ranting in a voice note to your bestie is better than making a reel.

[scottyottyotty]

Some of you divas actually deactivated!

[scottyottyotty]

@kidkendoll DIVA!

[scottyottyotty]

[scottyottyotty]

Yall remember my whitesona?

[scottyottyotty]

Some of you divas actually deactivated!

[augustarambles]

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

[mandyseley]

I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.

ratratratratrat

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[mothnem]

Super interesting but I have to reblog a post about unholy drink cloaca.

[spiderlegsmusic]

[busty-shackleford]

🫡

[sufgang]

[cannibalchicken]

[justrollitup]

[haridraws]

what if a puff sleeve renaissance doublet, but it’s also a puffer jacket

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

[an-enigmatic-mind]

[liquid-geodes]

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kalianos]

[yan-town]

[ythok]

Me, reading this whole post:

[pope74220]

NOW it’s you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

[polyphonetic]

[fallenwillow44]

Best post I've seen all day

[dat-physics-gal]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[ericvilas]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

House of Leaves ass post

[munkseel]

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

🦐

[frankensteins-gay-son-deactivat]

[fiendfifofum]

[moreglitter]

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

[paulgadzikowski]

Everyone who doesn't have a headache right now, stop right now for a moment and appreciate how good it is not to have a headache.