Humorous quotes from the Emmerhell residents

[farmbert]

saw this on twitter and it has me crying

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Robert: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close. 

Aaron, blushing: Okay. 

Mack: It's fucking summer!

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Robert: Is it entirely within the bounds of possibility that you have an ulterior motive for this meeting going ahead?

Charity: Oh Robert, I hope you know me better than that. At any given moment I never have fewer than seven ulterior motives in play.

[charitydinglez]

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Ross: To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't just about horses, I lost interest.

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Marlon: I need to take some time off.

Charity: *Hugging him* Oh Marlon!

Charity: I'll dock your pay accordingly

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Aaron: Do you purposefully go out of your way to piss people off?

Mack: No! It's not out of my way...

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Andy: Just thought we were hanging out... just as friends.

Robert: We're not friends, we're brothers.

Robert: Go get your own friends.

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Joe: *Cheerfully* Good morning, my neighbours!

Emmerdale residents: HEY, FUCK YOU!

Joe: Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!

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Aaron: We need to have a word about John.

Robert: Hmm…one word? Bastard.

Aaron: More would be better.

Robert: Lying devious bastard.

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*Anytime Ruby is forced to go to a Dingle gathering*

Ruby: Unfortunately due to foreseen circumstances that were completely within my control, I was late.

Chas: And what were the circumstances?

Ruby: I didn’t want to come.

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Robert: Yes, I am working on my mistakes. The next one will be huge.

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Mack:  Go. The boys are in good hands. I know what I'm doing. I've read 10 of the Babysitter's Club books.

Moria: Really?

Mack: Yeah, I'm totally a Christie with maybe like a dash of Claudia. 

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Kim: When you meddle in someone's personal life, it's just so rewarding!

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Charity watching cartoons with the boys

Charity: Come on Dora! You’re the one with the map! Don’t ask me!

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Detective: I have to ask the obvious question. Did Graham have any enemies?

Priya: Apparently. Otherwise he’d still be alive.

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Charity, with a ribbon on her head: I’m your christmas present!

Vanessa, hugging her: and my future.

Charity: *Starts crying*