Heya! Sorry for requesting if the request box is closed since I don't really know if it opens and it's my first time requesting! But, after seeing that rivalry between Ninja Cookie and Hero Cookie post, can I request something like that but with Ice Captain and Pirate Cookie (both are really underrated & I love them both!)? Like maybe the reader is just a average sailor who is stuck in a love triangle between the two?
The Greedy or the Honorable (Pirate Cookie vs. Captain Ice Cookie)
You really didn’t know what happened…
You were just sailing on the waters in your little boat, hoping to at least get a glimpse of the rumored Tower of Frozen Waves, you’ve been learning anything you could about this tower amidst the sea and today was the day you’re going to see it with your own eyes, you were even going to photograph it…when you felt a bump against your boat! A pirate ship!
“Avast ye! It be a little dingy next to my ship! Board it and see what ye can find, mateys!”
OH NO. OH NO. You hurry into your small cabin and grab your swashbuckler sword right before your cabin door bursts open to a group of ghost pirates. You pointed your weapon at them, to ur shaking as you did so.
You told them to stay back! You had a weapon and you knew how to use it! This wasn’t your first rodeo with thieves in the sea! Pirate Cookie stood at the front of the group, a grin on his face as he fiddled with his mustache.
“I admire yer courage, lad/lass. But yer still outnumbered, KHAHA!”
He was right…and that’s how you ended up on his ship, packed with his phantom crew mates. The only other passengers were this crab and a another cookie, he mentioned their name was…Sorbet Shark Cookie?
It took a lot of prying, but he got you to talk about your trip to the Tower of Frozen Waves. He’s seen the map when he boarded your ship, you two had the same goal in mind! You can take your photograph and he can take the treasure at the top!
He promises that he won’t hurt you as long as you help him out with what you knew about the tower as well. Don’t be a stranger now, have a glass of juice with him to calm the air!
Sorbet Shark Cookie seems to like you at least, even if you couldn’t understand a word they were saying. You got the message when they took a seat on your lap.
Now that he’s gotten a good look at you, you’re not a bad Cookie to look at all, compared to what he’s seen on these waters that’s for sure! You appreciated his compliments..you guess?
You…asked if he’ll let you go after he’s gotten the treasure.
“Ahh, I’m still thinkin’ about it. Ye could make a great addition to me crew!”
Suddenly, the door to the cabin bursts open!
“GAH! Captain Ice Cookie! Make a run fer it, mateys!”
You’d probably be out the window if Sorbet Shark Cookie wasn’t clinging to your side the whole way!
Something compelled you to keep Sorbet safe, so you tried to roll with it by lifting them up onto your shoulders! You were just about to reach for the window-
“Stragglers? You two, stop!”
You didn’t know if the events that happened before were going to get worse from here as you and Sorbet are taken aboard this Captain Ice’s ship. It look like a tidier ship at least..you clutched Sorbet close to your side, who was bubbling about something.
They were worried, you were too.
Captain Ice didn’t know what to think of you, you didn’t look like one of Pirate Cookie’s goons, at least more then Sorbet Shark Cookie. Your sailor outfit looks more akin to her own sailors’ uniforms, were you..kidnapped by Pirate Cookie? She had to know.
“Do you know Pirate Cookie?”
Only for the few hours you’ve met him since he pulled you from your ship!
“So you were a hostage..tell me, did he hurt you in any way?”
No, surprisingly enough. He said he wouldn’t if you helped with the treasure at the top of the Tower of Frozen Waves.
“Of course…and what were you doing sailing towards here?”
You were just hoping to catch sight of the tower yourself and hopefully take a picture of it. It was going to look great in your scrapbook you can tell her that!
“If that really is what you’re planning, then you better stick with me. You’re much better off then with Pirate Cookie, he’d toss you aside fast if it meant treasure was in his hands.”
She said this as she planted a hand on your shoulder, a calm expression on her face. You shivered at the touch, were you really safer with Captain Ice?
You swear Captain Ice is watching you like a hawk. Step out onto the deck? She was quick to pull you close to her, advising that it was dangerous to lean over the port side.
She was insistent that you stuck by her at all times, you can’t let your guard down on the water, so count on her to have your back!
You managed to reunite with Sorbet and they’ve brought along someone new, Peppermint Cookie. Captain Ice can’t lie to herself, it was endearing seeing you tend to the two little ones, even if one of them was a pirate.
She’s decided that it was too risky to return you to your ship, so you’re sticking with her until her ship returns to port. Who knows what will happen when a cookie as..delightful as you were is left alone at sea.
And when the Captain Ice and Pirate meet at the tower…
“Y/N Cookie! There ye are! I be worried about-GAH! Captain Ice Cookie!”
Captain Ice gets in front of you, protectively so.
“You’re not getting to them! They told me all about how you kidnapped them from their ship!”
“Ah, ye have it all wrong! I were simply..erm..providing hospitality to a lonely sailor like they there! They and I got along nicely afterwards!”
“They told me you’d keep them hostage until you’ve reached the treasure! That’s what all this is about, then you’ll discard them like they’re nothing!”
“I..I be doin’ nothing of the sort! They help me get the treasure and they be part of me crew!”
“Absolutely not! Pirates like you can’t be trusted! They’re better off with me and my crew!”
Wha…what?! That wasn’t what she said earlier!
“Leave them be! They go with me crew!”
“Never! They’re staying with me!”
“It’s fer the best ye don’t get yer grubby mitts on them!”
“Like yours are any better!”
As they bickered, Sorbet silently nudged you and gave you your camera back. You took a quick snapshot of the tower before you before silently making your way to the stairs to the lower floors.
“YAR! Y/N COOKIE! WHERE YE BE GOING!”
You bolted down the tower after giving a brief goodbye to Peppermint and Sorbet, with the two cookies giving chase.
You spotted your boat still tied to Pirate’s. GREAT!
You hopped on, quickly turn around to take a quick snapshot of the tower in all of its glory before you undid the tie and started sailing!
NOPE. YOU WERE OUT! You turned to the base of the tower as Pirate and Captain Ice watched you from there. You bid them adieu as you sailed off!
“YE THINK YE LOSE ME THAT EASILY?!”
“Y/N COOKIE! GET IN MY SHIP BEFORE HE KIDNAPS YOU AGAIN!”
They were sailing after you, they were GODDAMN SAILING AFTER YOU!
You just wanted a photo for Tree’s sake!
