Now That's What I Call Assthetic!

[notemework]

don't worry, no more posts from me on any of these here blogs :) that's all folks

[notemework]

guys im going to split for boston by the end of my lease and theres nothing either jesus or the devil can do to stop me

[airframeextender]

[45-70govt-deactivated-4958439-d]

I have never witnessed something in my entire life that kept me so interested within a roller coaster of socio-economic company history and tax evasion schemes that really boiled down to the greatest personal conclusion of this man’s day.

[vypera]

No holy shit this is the greatest video ever seen in existence

[iaintshootinmister]

The more he went on the more intriguing he became. And then by the end, I realized it really was the best video ever made.

[airframeextender]

i am the best poster on this terrible website

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

i will always reblog grillquest

[videodromefag]

he knows too much, someone’s gonna take him out

[airframeextender]

dont say that. i pray to god each and every day that my sausage knowledge does not require neutralization

[dailypaddys]

dennis attempts a british accent

[xenosagaepisodeone]

series of unfortunate events = written for goths

harry potter = written for preps

discworld = written for secret vape wizards

[taylor-ruth]

Artemis fowl for the cyberpunks

[melonsodaa-deactivated20170814]

[notemework]

wow remember how i was really into shitty fake cafe swing like bitter:sweet in high school... me neither i try to suppress that shit

[queernigga]

[imma-lil-sunshy]

but is this not the plot of much ado tho

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[radvera]

mirotic by tvxq comes on........volume up......bass up......not a dry eye in the club

[mehreenkasana]

White liberals, this is your chance to put your corny jokes to a rest and actually - physically, materially - do something for Muslims, refugees, and immigrants in the United States. You can save your tweets in the drafts and do something worthy and commendable instead of getting retweeted and ♥-ed.

Donate: CAIR 

Donate: Refugee Rights

Donate: National Immigration Law Center

Shut up and donate: Center for Constitutional Rights

If you can’t afford to donate, there is no shame in that. You can offer support to local mosques and community centers by simply going over, checking in with people, making sure they feel at home. But please, for fuck’s sake, give the shitty corny done-to-death jokes a rest.

[spockgirl]

the young pope (2017) 

[slimetony]

Ey serious question. Are you entirely self taught in music, or did you take lessons?

while you were busy having pre marital sex, i studied the circle of fifths

[goblinweek]

SUNDAY JANUARY 22 IS THE START OF THE FIFTH ANNUAL GOBLIN WEEK.

WHAT IS GOBLIN WEEK

GOBLIN WEEK IS A WEEK (SEVEN DAYS) DURING WHICH PARTICIPANTS MAKE GOBLIN-RELATED THINGS IN ANY MEDIUM EACH AND EVERY DAY (SEVEN OF THEM).

YOU CAN MAKE GOBLINS ANY WEEK YOU WANT, BUT YOU CAN ONLY MAKE GOBLINS FOR GOBLIN WEEK DURING GOBLIN WEEK

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE. FOLLOW YOUR HEART. QUANTITY OVER QUALITY. THERE ARE NO RULES. GOD IS DEAD.

PUT YOUR GOBLINS ANYWHERE, BUT I WILL PROBABLY ONLY BE ABLE TO PUT THEM ON THIS “““OFFICIAL”““ GOBLIN WEEK BLOG IF YOU POST THEM ON TUMBLR AND TAG THEM GOBLINWEEK (VISIT OUR SUMPTUOUS ARCHIVES TO SEE PAST YEARS)

THIS YEAR AS A GESTURE OF GOOD WILL TOWARDS ALL ATTEMPTS AT WRENCHING SENSE OUT OF A MEANINGLESS UNIVERSE, A SINGLE GOBLIN WEEK GRAND CHAMPION WILL BE SELECTED BY ME ON THE BASIS OF CRITERIA NEVER TO BE SHARED WITH THE PUBLIC, OR ANYONE. THIS POSITION IS ACCOMPANIED BY NO POLITICAL POWER OF ANY SORT, AND MUST BE RELINQUISHED AT THE START OF GOBLIN WEEK 2018 (JANUARY 21-27). I JUST CAME UP WITH THIS A MINUTE AGO

OK KNOCK EM DEAD

- EVAN

[evandahm]

STARTS SHORTLY

will start reblogging stuff in the morning

[thoodleoo]

DILF

discourse i’d like to forget

[korra]