Promethean

[andrasandreas]

Maine doing stuff

[mooserattler]

New Cheerios pics!!!

[menhera-vampiire]

[stainedinink-deactivated2026041]

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

[ring2002]

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

[forbiddenchapel]

Melania: Devourer of Men

[annethecatdetective]

[machine-puppydog]

“you wore that yesterday!” have you not heard of a washing machine?? (i didnt wash it)

[notepimethean]

Is there anything in the official Pokémon League Rules that says I can't walk over to my opponent and start beating the shit out of them?

Can't give commands with a broken jaw.

[a-daks]

I need to watch rvb again I need to revisit my roots

[notepimethean]

The illusion of adults being the paragons of truth and honesty was shattered for me when I witnessed a grown woman open and begin to eat a bag of sun chip at subway before paying for them.

Like, ma'am, you have not paid for those. By the laws of the universe, they are not yours.

[byjove]

location sharing in modern relationships is so bizarre to me. like I get having find my iPhone on or whatever but if my S/O texts me some bullshit like “why is your location saying you’ve been at 337 South Front Street for 30 minutes?” I am considering them a hostile entity. we are no longer dating. you are like a slasher in a horror film to me now. you do not need to be up my ass like that. checking a loved one’s location should be a last resort if you can’t contact them and you have reason to worry. then again, I’m one of the few souls alive who refuses to turn on read receipts or text back in a timely manner. very much a call me if it’s important, be patient if it’s not kind of person.

[a-daks]

tbh it's wild to me that ppl have location tracking on at all. I have everything turned off on google. No location history. No sharing. No addresses saved under "home" or "work". If I save them, they're unnamed. I get it if you're walking through a bad area or are lost and trying to get someone to you where you turn it on but otherwise nopeeeee google don't need that data. potential SO doesn't need that data.

[notepimethean]

My "Home" and "Work" addresses on Google are still in Pennsylvania.

[notepimethean]

Headcanon, Agent Maine is asexual, because he ain't got time for all that nonsense.

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

You can only reblog this on Tuesday

[notepimethean]

"Humans are space orcs"

No, they're not. Humans are flimsy as hell.

Our jaws have literally evolved to not have enough space for our teeth. We can't do anything by ourselves for the first 6 or so years of our lives. We are physically weaker than a majority of animals our size and only make up for it through the use of tools and relying on other humans.

I had ulcerative colitis for an unknown amount of time and ended up with near lethal levels of anemia because my body just never told me something was wrong. I almost died, and we still don't know what caused the UC in the first place.

[notepimethean]

I still have no idea how this website works

[notepimethean]

This is me with all my homies

[daksart]

[daksart]

Happy Death Day, Felix! I completely forgot and didn’t do new art for it whoops. So here’s me reblogging a last year’s Inktober. 

[reblogs okay, don’t repost!]