Notes From an Online Dating Survivor

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[not-here-for-hookups]

Oh my god he’s going to fucking murder me

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Ugh gag

[alldudsnostuds]

Alright you guys the record is 57 notes. Don’t make me break my word to Matthew…spread his douche baggery far and wide

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What a journey

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He’s DTF, defensive to fault. Why you so defensive about your club, buddy?

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Casey gets his jokes from 2005

[myadventuresonokcupid]

What a fun, happy, and positive little profile :) :) :) The amount of matches this guy must have :) :) :)

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Offensive content

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Flipping it on its head a bit

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A fucking catch I'll tell ya.

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Always gotta give a shout out to your dead brother on your tinder.

[corinnemucha]

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