the sign says kitchen but my heart says jail

Hi I'm Natalie! This blog is a mess. That's all I have. There is no rhyme or reason here.

[hit-the-showerz]

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes 3/?

Bonus:

[j4gm]

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

[dovecote]

It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.

[dovecote]

Behold, One William.

[j4gm]

holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.

[dovecote]

So, very unfortunate news. I actually received a follow up in the mail, too.

Forbidden Williamcoin

[human-blob-nessie]

this is art i can't breathe thats too good

[hit-the-showerz]

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes 2/?

Bonus:

[littlegirlinvisible]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06: THE COTTAGE + HRTwT VERSION

[cloudabserk]

joke shamelessly stolen from this post:

[saywhat-politics]

The best shot of the year

[f1ve-more-minutes]

[fullmetalist]

Those in the notes worried about this being AI, it's not - her name is Pan Xiaoting and she's a badass billiards pro

[ahotknife]

much to be said about the fact the costume designer for heated rivalry said that shane and yuna are both wearing linen in the coming out scene on purpose. because she wants it to be obvious that yuna buys shane clothes. and then shane subsequently makes active choices to wear those clothes when he is around her because he wants her to know that he loves her. but he also wants to show that he can be what she wants him to be by wearing what she wants him to wear. not sure if i have the strength to say it. in fact i need to lie down

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[hollandershane]

#ilya will not be winning a single argument 🥺

[your-void-senpai]

heated rivalry has been like the reintroduction of wolves in yellowstone for this website

[eugeniedanglars]

haven’t watched this show or read the books but i can’t stop thinking about how much fun tumblr in the heated rivalry universe would be on the day the main characters’ relationship finally goes public

[eugeniedanglars]

heated rivalry universe dashboard simulator circa 20XX

🏒thatraiderlife Follow

as a gay person i am so impressed with ilya rozanov and shane hollander's bravery in coming out at the peak of their careers (while captaining two of the best teams in the league!) and think this has the potential to have an incredibly positive impact on the state of homophobia in men's professional sports and sports fan culture, as well as the mental health of gay players at every level. however as a boston fan who is still bitter about ilya transferring i hope jakey dies

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🦈 alldayidreamaboutsjsharks Follow

ANOTHER WIN FOR MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE RPF

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👩🏻‍⚕️ cristinayangsdefenseattorney Follow

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#okay obviously this is soooo selfish and i swear i'm happy for those hockey guys and all #but my favorite ever ao3 author got really into hockey rpf a while ago #and now i'm worried this is just gonna inspire them even more #and they're never gonna get back to the grey's anatomy multichapter wip i followed them for :( #i know fic authors don't owe updates but like. ugh. whatever #do not rb

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👑 prince-rozanov Follow

SINCE 2008?!

😇 angelofthe-lord Follow

me when i remember how long it's been since castiel debuted on supernatural

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🎿 sidneycrosbysyellowcrocs Follow

i get that everyone's having fun and all but they're not even the first openly gay professional hockey players on their respective teams. like maybe calm down a little

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👑 prince-rozanov Follow

not gonna name names but wow some people really want to minimize the bravery it takes for two queer men to be open about their relationship in a professional athletic environment just bc said queer men don't play for their preferred hockey team lmao

#your homophobia is showing babe!

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👨🏾‍❤️‍👨🏼 harry-and-barry Follow  

so you're telling me those two hockey players who people shipped for a literal decade just admitted they're a couple for real?

🎮 hideokojimafeetpics Follow

op is a harry styles x barack obama shipper btw. like they're saying this gives them hope harry styles and barack obama are going to admit their secret decade-plus relationship too. just in case you forgot that most rpf shippers are completely insane

👨🏾‍❤️‍👨🏼 harry-and-barry Follow

oh so now the death stranding mpreg blog wants to preach to us

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[ajdumpsherbrain]

shane: mom…can you take three steps back please?

also shane at 4am in the morning:

[gbcgraphics]

idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

[imthebeast]

[clickbeetle]

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

[clickbeetle]

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

[brydeswhale]

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

[watcherscrown]

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment