Like only a penguin can

If penguins were free, the world would look more like this. -Daniel Vass

[excerptsofstories]

“So you’re over him?” my friend asked, sipping on her coffee. I hesitated and looked out the window of the cafe. “I don’t have any feelings for him. Hell, if he ever asked me back I’ll say no and walk the other way. But I can’t take the staircase where I first told him I loved him or go to that restaurant he took me. I can’t sit on that bench outside the school where he first kissed me. I think I am, then I’m reminded of us and I’m not okay for minutes.”

Excerpt from a book I will never write #940 (via excerptsofstories)

[chloeberri]

@mop-2016

[kumagawa]

[thebestoftumbling]

[justtjustin-deactivated20191207]

[nintendette]

when you’re designing while inspired

when you’re designing and you’re not inspired

[katy-perry-sweet]

♥

[digg]

[snorelaks]

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[h0odrich]

[grimelords]

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

vulpx this reply needs its own hall of fame imo

[andrewbelami]

[vine-blog]

solid Shakira impression

[wispygirl]

This is it. This is the only tweet I care about.

[themorallycorruptfayeresnick]

[huntingsomething-blog]

@katvongrimm