AUGUST 12, 2036. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.

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[blessedanddesired]

[tamamita]

How come

[premierhazel]

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[good-advice-ganondorf]

[krismatic]

Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS

[pixelatedbugs]

would you rather have one cigarette for 5 dollars or 500 cigarettes for 5 dollars

[millionsknives]

just invented something at dinner called soundboard storytime where i explain the plot of hamlet to my younger sister & her friend while our other sister punctuates every sentence with a choice sound bite from her phone

[millionsknives]

“hamlet STABS the man behind the curtain, thinking it’s claudio—- but it’s POLONIUS. [vine boom] [OOOO MA GAAAWWWD] that’s right, he just killed his girlfriend’s FATHER. [WAT DA HEEEELLLLLL] [BRUH.mp3]”

[revelware]

the art of youtube poop will survive after the singularity

[cheaphalloweencostume]

it feels really classless to say that remembering that charlie kirk died badly makes you smile and laugh but ill power through. ill say it

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot in the neck and bled out and died and his legacy is reduced to a joke

[deep-state-partisan]

Worry about it kitten

[graceebooks]

ok ♥️

fuck ♥️

[theinternetarchive]

System wallpapers from Windows XP's RTM, Build 2600; Microsoft Co., August 24, 2001.

[chaoparty]

Alright, now lose it (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Just lose it (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Go crazy (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

[rslashrats]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

fml i just sent the "we ain't never solving this shit lmao" text to the Victims' Families Group Chat instead of the Hardened Detectives Group Chat ☠️☠️💀

[fiiishman]

[cinnamon-suncat]

Visit Original Link

The best sound in all of Stormblood.

[cinnamon-suncat]

meeh

[saltoncity]

www.chainedtotheradiator.com/careers

[notevendoommusic]

My car got picked up by the tow truck today, after two months of being totalled and just sitting around waiting for insurance. It's not even the first car I've had towed away. It's not great. But she'll be of plenty of use for anyone looking for some good parts.

I know it doesn't work this way, but all the same, I think I'd like something similar. I wanna go to a human salvage yard when I die. Just like put me on a bunch of cinder blocks and let people take pieces off of me with elaborate tools to restore their loved ones to good running condition. It would bring me satisfaction to know I was useful like that.