yuna: how long have you two been dating?
ilya: uh. like. one spoonful of pasta ago. you were there. we have been fucking for like a decade tho
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@notexactlylegal
yuna: how long have you two been dating?
ilya: uh. like. one spoonful of pasta ago. you were there. we have been fucking for like a decade tho
i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…
this is your daily reminder that men can be abusers. women can be abusers. non-binary people can be abusers. i don’t care what you are, if you’re abusive then you’re an abuser.
if i see one more person going “people are only defending johnny because he’s famous!” i’m going to throw things. we’re not defending johnny because he’s famous and attractive and a good actor. we’re defending johnny because he tells things plain and simply without painting himself as a perfect angel who's never done anything wrong in his life, as opposed to little miss "i looked into his eyes and i only saw black uwu" who talks like she's starring in a cringy yn x bad boy edward cullen fanfiction and hasn't once admitted that she punched - sorry, hit johnny, because that makes everything better. we’re defending johnny because it's clear from the audio recordings now that most (if not all) of the times he lashed out were as retaliation from her provoking him. we’re defending johnny because there's audio proof of the so-called macho abuser trying to hide in the bathroom and de-escalate the situation whilst she laughs at him and tries to push him to fight with her. we’re defending johnny because even amber's staff have confirmed that there were no bruises on her face. we’re defending johnny because there are multiple instances of amber clearly lying under oath. we’re defending johnny because amber turd poses for pictures of her "crying" so she can look like the victim. we’re defending johnny because the way that amber's lawyers are acting just makes it even clearer that they don't have a case and they're struggling to find evidence. we’re defending johnny because if you still don't believe that this whole thing was planned to ruin his reputation, amber hired a private investigator to follow him and go back decades into his past and not one person said a bad thing about him. we’re defending johnny because the woman who diagnosed amber with ptsd, in confliction to dr shannon curry's diagnosis, has a long history of supporting female abusers for the sole reason that they are female. we’re defending johnny because i'm a feminist, and this is not feminism, this is victim blaming. we’re defending johnny because amber laughed in his face and told him to tell the world that he, a man, is a victim of domestic abuse, and he said yes. we’re defending johnny because it's the right thing to do. so, stop defending amber heard just because she's a woman. thank you and goodnight.
tumblr is the website you can't find your own posts but someone else likes a post you made five years ago
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
they should start a band
Further visuals and why not
Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent
“No way I will wear heels. Because!”
She’s the Man (2006) dir. Andy Fickman
Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.
Nas has been spitting nothing but facts this week
These tags are important!
girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level
girl help i'm having creation ideas above my motivation level
girl help I’m having creation ideas above my free time level
girl help I’m being called out by these 3 statements
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
I think another problem with the mindset of kudos/comments on AO3 is part of the “stalking” culture on instagram. If you like a picture that is months old on instagram, its “insta-stalking” because you had to scroll through that person’s profile in order to find those months-old pictures. That is NOT how AO3 works. It’s not cringe or embarrassing to find a fic that was posted in 2012 and like it. It is there to read.Â
Sure, maybe some of us have some old works that aren’t up to our current standards of writing. But I, personally, am never going to look at a kudos email and think “ew omg I can’t believe someone found this fic from 2016 why are they liking it”. In fact, I am entirely going to go “nice! people are still reading some of my older works too, I’m glad they enjoyed it”. It’s an archive, it is meant to be a collection of transformative works, old and new, and you are meant to find them.Â
In fact, if you find a work that is from five years ago and you really liked it? I bet the author would love a comment even then.
Stories are written to be read.Â
Show some appreciation.
I love waking up in the morning and seeing that comments have been left on fics I wrote 5, 10, 20(!!!) years ago.Â
2002 me wrote a fic that made someone in 2020 happy? Fucking brilliant.
Thiiiiiiiiiiis! I love comments on my fics, no matter how old they are! Comments are fuel for more writing! Whether its a big paragraph pointing out specifics you like or a short one that’s just a jumble of capitol letters. I love them all! <3
I am extremely sorry but I will never get over this
He redeemed himself
The duality of Manguin
got obsessed with the penguin drama
his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself
also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior
THEY KEEP REFERENCING THE PIER INCIDENT saldkjfah its like his defining moment
im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right nowÂ
and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa
u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac
REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS
(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)
PEPPER IS MR MAC’S DAUGHTER??!??!
this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusionÂ
I’m so invested in the penguin drama
Now that’s saying it’s more fun than watching paint dry.
Tux is redeeming himself!
And Draco is… a girl? Okay, now I’m on board.
i have a little switch in my head. its two settings are “do everything immediately” and “do nothing at all”. i do not control what the switch is set to, and there is no third setting