not gay vodka

alli, 21, uncw, shark lover

[memehumor]

I enjoyed this tweet

[thecommonchick]

[labors]

just got L.A.I.D

Launched Into A Depressive spiral

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

L.I.A.D.

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

[notgayvodka]

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[goruma]

my brain: ur dumb/annoying/ugly

me: 

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[pervocracy]

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with 

[kyt-online]

i saw a cute cat today

[thollukthcaptor]

HI OP I’D LIKE TO ASK A QUESTION?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[draeneis]

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

[gharibajameel]

me:ok time to go and look at my college stuff that i have to do becaues its college

college: words

me:

[more-raging-heart-than-grace]

[best-of-tumblr]

[tombstonettromboners]

the absolute madman

[8xns]

If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it

[unclebeanbag]

I’m apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria

[foxyamazingoperates-deactivated]

Is anyone truly over it?

[unclebeanbag]

They shouldn’t be

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys

[warmbooze-blog]

this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and it’s my favorite category

[cathedralblood-deactivated20161]

Don’t forget about “self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye”

[mortrouge]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[crap-userrname16]