Totally Not Goatman… Again

How did you find me, here in the deep recesses of the internet? (They/them, broke ass bitch, 18+ lol)

[myfootyrthroat]

Whenever I post about being a local bakery manager in a past life, I inevitably get responses like "Fuck your bourgeoisie life, all power to the workers!" or "You are a literal slave driver" but like... every place I was a manager I basically just went from baking 8+ hours a day to at best baking 7+ hours a day and doing orders and writing schedules for 1+ hours. In most cases, I was still baking 8+ hours a day and then doing the managerial stuff on top of that. Some of y'all hear "supervisor" and immediately think "C-suite" or something.

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[redstonedust]

i dont envy youtuber friendship fallouts like im imagining the times ive had to ditch a toxic ex-friend but with the additional baggage of a) having to maintain some professionalism as a public figure and b) there being hundreds of gay teenagers on the internet who headcanon us as found family and/or lovers. i think i would crash out.

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[entities-of-posts]

The Stranger

[official-keyes]

Got his ass honestly

[theprimememeister]

The Alien

[ratslain]

@kittybroker how much for the alien kibty

[kittybroker]

Spongy green alien from worlds beyond coming in for the incomprehensible price of only 18 space dollars!

[myriapoda-1306]

I often feel like a forager wasp when I'm buying dairy for my family

(Self portrait)

[byjove]

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

[slinky-cat]

Also Luke is clearly very lonely after his crush and best friend, Biggs, went away to college

[byjove]

Yes! Some people have misinterpreted this as me insinuating Luke is a wimp but he’s just in a very transitional life phase that is focused on growing and maturing. His friends are growing up and moving on, he’s anxious to join them but isn’t quite ready. He has ambition and goals but he just isn’t in a place where he is able to pursue those goals, he is immature and that isn’t a bad thing. 19 year olds SHOULD be able to ponder their place in the world and which direction they want their life to take. Leia has been in the public eye her entire life, she is a princess, she has been primed for greatness and she has been shouldered with so much responsibility. Luke is just his aunt and uncle’s nephew, they love him and don’t want him to leave, he’s trying to decide what to do.

[byjove]

He’s like a Midwest farm boy who is dreaming of the big city and she is like an old money New England heiress who has been told since birth she will follow her father’s career path into politics and has been sent to the most competitive schools and enrolled in the most rigorous extracurriculars.

[redstonedust]

unexpected benefit of having to use a vpn is sometimes i get ads that are entirely in french, which makes it like 200% easier to ignore them. cant advertise to me if i dont understand a word of it. life hacks.

[asneakyfox]

when you run into someone who's consistently absolutely bizarrely toxic on the internet for no apparent reason, keep in mind two strong possibilities:

they are an extremely spoiled trust fund baby who has never experienced any sort of actual problem or challenge in their life larger than being unable to control what other people say on the internet, and they desperately crave enrichment in their enclosure so they've decided to make it your problem

the exact opposite: their utterly miserable real life consists of lots and lots of enormous very bad problems and taking it out on you, a random stranger on the internet, is the only safe way they've discovered to lash out without experiencing irl consequences that would make things even worse for them

the fun thing is these two cases can end up looking very similar to you, the person getting yelled at

[oneheadtoanother]

[lost-my-soup]

@my-life-is-a-sidequest

[not100bees]

Two screenshots presented juxtaposed against each other with no further comment.

[angstyastro]

These miis getting diagnosed today

[creekfiend]

it's wild how lack of willingness to show large amounts of your naked body in public is conflated with a discomfort or insecurity about said body. like obviously if people are motivated by those things that's also fine but it's like. "if you like your body you should want to wear as small a swimsuit as possible; the only reason to get """modest""" swimwear is if you're insecure or have religious motivations" so it's weird feeling like nah my body is awesome I just don't want every rando at the municipal pool to have visual access to it? lol. how I feel about my body is unrelated to whether strangers have a right to view it

[wizardarchetypes]

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

[wizardarchetypes]

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

[wizardarchetypes]

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

did you make a women want me fish fear me hat in tomodachi life ltd

yea

no

i dont have ltd

Voting ended onMay 30

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @madwormm)