i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

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i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob
[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]
This is the video that made me realize that Gritty has googly eyes
I feel like I've only ever seen still photos of him!
Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:
oops I was told you can only see the photo if you have a bsky account, so here's a screenshot of it!
My wife did some glass etching, so we have a bunch of glasses with this at the bottom.
This was early on in our marriage, these are just the glasses we use every day.
Fast forward to when my son is five years old. He has learned to read. He has graduated from sippy cups.
When I hear him wailing and crying I come running down the stairs, and he's inconsolable. Took a lot of soothing and time to explain to him that it was just a joke. He wanted the glasses destroyed, but as a compromise we retired them from use for a while.
So fun fact, I'm transfem but I very much don't pass like at all despite being on HRT for several years.
One of the times I was at an appointment with the doctor I see for the whole process and so I asked what options there were to help looking more feminine. Unfortunately, there wasn't much that could be done, but the Nurse who I was talking to concluded with a, “But don't worry, you're as feminine as you feel!”
Apparently, I don't encounter that sort of Ra-Ra encouraging platitudes that often because I immediately and completely genuinely responded with, “Okay, but I feel like shit.”
Anyways, the nurse was REAL quiet for the rest of that appointment.
that’s his little guy!!
I wish I had what they have...
Yes.
in happier pride news i actually found this deeply heartwarming
that's solidarity baybeeee
Further context: Durham city council (Reform UK) cut funding and support for Pride. The Durham Miner's Association and other trade unions raised enough money for Durham Pride 2026 to go ahead - a direct call back to when Lesbian and Gays Support the Miners (LGSM) raised money for mining communities when Margaret Thatcher seized union funding during the miner strikes of 1984-85.
At the 1985 Labour party meet, the motion to support LGBT rights as a party was passed due to a block vote from mining unions.
Stephen Guy, the chair of the Durham Miners’ Association, said that when it became apparent Durham Pride was under threat, he took it upon himself to “encourage the trade union movement to step up and do the right thing, and stand shoulder to shoulder with the LGBT+ community […] They not only raised funds for us, but came to our communities, uplifted our spirits when they were down, and showed their solidarity.”
Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).
I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.
out of the tags with you
If you are having trouble catching that mouse, then perhaps it is not meant to be. Perhaps try something else? Maybe a cockroach, or a lizard. Mice do not taste that good, regardless. I recommend abandoning pursuit of mice altogether. Meow.
dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain
this is canon
Don't look, little one
learning to notice an absence of people of color is crazy. you start seeing it everywhere. ill see a random pic of characters or people or whatever and be like "these are all white people. why"
all the babies in those baby youtube video memes. humanized character posts. like. its the little innocent shit. and like, the people making those baby memes probably arent seeking out white babies. maybe theyre just easier to find. but why are they easier to find? a complicated question, surely... but you know what it probably comes down to. someone, somewhere, maybe a lot of someones in a lot of places, made a choice. maybe knowingly, maybe not. but they made a choice. it starts to make you feel like a conspiracy theorist!!
its really funny that after 2 months this post is still making racists come into my askbox treating me like im a horrible person for pointing out that sometimes people of color are excluded from things in visible and offputting ways. cry about it
not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
hit the beach with my friends today and while we were all playing in the water throwing a ball around this lady on the shore kept giving me CRAZY stink eye, and I couldn't figure out what I had possibly done to offend her until a while later when I remembered that I was wearing This Hat