Confirmed Arthurian Lesbian

J. tumblr old (30s). get off my lawn.

[arewedoneyet]

via studio(_)on(_)saturn @ twitter & instagram & facebook | 21032026

[tenderjock]

everyone's heard of this, right? per ap article of apr 8, 2026:

Jacobs went on to record more than 10,000 concerts, with increasingly sophisticated equipment, over four decades in Chicago and other cities. Now a group of devoted volunteers in the U.S. and Europe is methodically cataloging, digitizing and uploading them one by one. The growing Aadam Jacobs Collection [link to internet archive] is an internet treasure trove for music lovers, especially for fans of indie and punk rock during the 1980s through the early 2000s, when the scene blossomed and became mainstream. The collection features early-in-their-career performances from alternative and experimental artists like R.E.M., The Cure, The Pixies, The Replacements, Depeche Mode, Stereolab, Sonic Youth and Björk.

[cephalopodvictorious]

modern Snow White where instead of a magic mirror it's just an AI chatbot driving the stepmother insane because it's programmed to agree with her and confirm her fears

[bloodydeanwinchester]

what thee fuck i can’t even wrap my head around the fact that this is literally true o.O

[iris-of-the-lambs]

wow wow wow its finally finished

I started a doodle midway thru listening to Dimension 20's Neverafter and then just kept going

[mortuary9]

thinking about him

[nicoyarobin]

What’s a pirate? A pirate is someone who has adventures and dreams and never ever gives up.

ONE PIECE: INTO THE GRAND LINE Official Trailer

[aziles]

“I could fix him” “I could make him worse” okay. Well I’m chopping up his body and sealing it in crystals across the country as part of a dark ritual to keep him from coming back to life

[turn-loose-the-swans]

[ukiinas]

[creatureprofessor]

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

[bitextualdisaster]

Went to a museum exhibit once that had this little guy

10/10, give me tiny replicas of animal statues that I am encouraged to pat as part every exhibit ever please

[whenfatecollides]

Xena Warrior Princess 3.18 Fins, Femmes And Gems

[mayflame15]

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Which of the following does NOT happen in critically acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy XIV?

You're accused of regicide and flee to Fantasy France, where you commit regicide

Alien robot wants to understand humanity so it forces you to do a tournament arc

Postdoc drama kid gachas all your friends into another dimension

Your catgirl friend has vaporized her body and travelled via afterlife twice now

Allowed in Fantasy Japan during their closed country period to be a ghostbuster

Church sucks because they won't let you fuck dragons (free space)

You get so burnt out on your job that you hallucinate a corpse is talking to you

High stakes taco cook-off

Omnicidal maniac who won't stay dead hates you for stealing hat from his clone

Men will do anything but go to therapy, including turn into a dragon

You travel into the past to discover the cause of the apocalypse: a sad bird

Goddess throws a knife at you for blowing her a kiss when you should be fighting

Voting ended onNov 18, 2025

[omgpeachsnapple]

I legitimately can’t tell.

[imjunebitch]

Hi. Very nervously putting squinklets into your inbox

^ baby Sumatran stripped rabbits, one of the only species of lagomorphs that live in the rainforest. They're very cuteiful to me I hope you like them

tysm I love them lots :)

[biglawbear]

I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"

[christaaah]

this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file

[biglawbear]

I take it back whatever you have going on is way worse than what I was dealing with holy shit

[firstbornsons-deactivated202605]

@thesummoningdark hello?????

[thesummoningdark]

yeah no this is a real thing an actual human being said to me

[spitzonthefritz]

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see: