friendly pet corpse

20s, they/he, weird fag

[nothingwanter]

future me never take for granted the fact you saw xboyherox retch live mid song with your own two eyes

never kill yourself

[infectiouspiss]

hot hot chicken is draag hooters

[jinxremoving]

Warner music merchandise committee: we need ideas for nashville exclusive merch

gerard way: let’s make my puppet ride cock

humbug and vesselester: okay

[evilvampire]

Most fandoms recommending media: yeah you should check this out it’s pretty good

Buffy fans recommending Buffy: omg I love Buffy except for the racism, the misogyny, the occasional homophobia, the way sexual assault’s handled, a couple episodes I personally hate, David Boreanaz’s Irish accent and also the fact that Joss Whedon killed my entire family. You gotta watch Buffy though. You gotta.

[gachahugs]

You

[grandpayaoi]

theres a gap between your existence as a person and the myth of your personhood and i'mmmmmm sticking my dick in it

[bunniecain]

she doing tricks with her pussy i guess she's a vagician

[pleaseseemeibeg]

how it feels to be aware of your paranoias btw

[theindigospectrum]

[voib-s-reblog-sideblog]

[theaterard]

mcr trending tag… on account of the local hot hot chicken of course

[bobbole]

Dimitri Mellos, Gas station near lake Prespa, northern Greece, 2006

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

[guiltfactory]

it isn't really romantic or platonic we're just the same person

[ransomnote]

no mev meat is kosher because she lacks split hooves and doesn't chew her cud and isn't classified as a permitted bird or fish.

[buildanaltarwhereitswells]

every kids meal at hot hot chicken comes with a miniature toy meat slicer and a mev figurine

[andoutofharm]

strange post hardcore bands lying in wheat fields distributing hot hot chicken is no basis for a system of restaurant

[theaterard]

halal mev meat

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Gen alpha is so brainrotted because there’s too many satellites affecting their astrology. These babies got Starlink #637 in Pisces and BeiDou in Aries and ISS in Virgo and shit, its like spiritual microplastics