Mysteries of Love in Space #1 - āGlassesā (2019)
written by Jeff Loveness art by Tom Grummett & Cam Smith
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Mysteries of Love in Space #1 - āGlassesā (2019)
written by Jeff Loveness art by Tom Grummett & Cam Smith
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what the fuck is the joke here
thursday needs a meme, hereās my attempt to contribute. itās thursday and iām here to help. thanks
itās thursday today but itās cold outside, so hereās an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. itās thursday and itās cold but iām still here to help. thanksĀ
itās 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, hereās another attempt to contribute. itās thursday and itās a new year and as always iām here to help. thanks
spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so hereās another attempt to contribute. itās springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change iām here to help. thanksĀ
itās a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so hereās one more attempt to contribute. itās thursday and this summer iām here to help. thanksĀ
Her dedication must not go unrecognized
i canāt believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished
Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.
Ooo its thursday
I have posted this every Thursday for 2 months. Has anyone even noticed?
Itās Thursday! Time to reblog yet again.
Happy Thursday!
Happy thursday my friends! remember, spooky season doesnāt end until tomorrow, cause of dotd!!
Well, itās thursday
Its thursday
Itās Thursday
Thursday
well happy thursday
(+ these hilarious comments)
Bonus:
āAvengers: Infinity Warā Characters as John Mulaney Quotes
Bonus:
āIām a very laid-back person. I only care about two things: every person on earth and their opinion of me, and the crushing psychological weight of being alive.ā
ā Bulkhead
A man owned a small ranch in Montana,
One day the labor department got a tip he wasnāt paying proper wages to his employees so they sent an investigator to find out whatās going on.
āPlease tell me how many employees you have and how much you pay themā, the investigator asked the rancher.
The rancher replied, āmy ranch hand has been with me 3 years and I pay him $1200 per week plus free room and boardā. āThe cook has been here a year and I pay him $1000 per week plus room and boardā
āAnd there is a half-wit. He works 18 hours a day with no days off doing about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week and pays his own room and board, although I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally. ā
The investigator said āthatās the guy I want to talk to!ā
āYou already areā replied the rancher.
Donald Trump meets with the Queen. He asks her, āYour Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?ā
āWell,ā says the Queen, āthe most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.ā
Trump frowns. āBut how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?ā
The Queen takes a sip of tea. āOh, thatās easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle.ā
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. āPlease send Theresa May in here, would you?ā
Theresa May walks into the room. āYes, your majesty?ā
The Queen smiles. āAnswer me this, please, Theresa. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?ā
Without pausing for a moment, Theresa answers, āThat would be me.ā
āYes! Very good,ā says the Queen.
Back at the White House, Trump asks to speak with Vice President Mike Pence.
āMike, answer this for me. Your mother and father have a child. Itās not your brother and itās not your sister. Who is it?ā
āIām not sure,ā says the Vice President. āLet me get back to you on that one.ā
Mike Pence goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the menās room and recognizes General McMastersā shoes in the next stall.
Mike shouts, āGeneral! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child and itās not your brother or your sister. Who is it?
General McMaster yells back, "Thatās easy. Itās me!ā
Mike Pence smiles. āThanks!ā and goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Trump.
āSay, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. Itās General McMaster.ā
Trump gets up, stomps over to Mike Pence, and angrily yells into his face, āNo, you idiot! Itās Theresa May!ā
white person acts like a decent person for once, and the crowd goes wild!!!!
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You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.
Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then sheās just like:Ā āIām on a diplomatic mission to Alderaanā
Vader: Youāre a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part
Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me??? Ā I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on thereā¦Ā
death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? itās more likely than you think
in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it
to be fair, at a school dance when i was in school, a kid i knew had completely memorized the choreography to the gangnam style music video and the rest of us yell-sang what does the fox say noises at her while she did it.. so like, not much different. same soil different pot
if cotton eyeād joe came on everyone would make the neatest fuckign lines and do the dance in sync. it was like a cult. but hell yeah it was fun as shit
Freeze!
Everybody clap your hands!!!
we really are the product of our generations
In my school if international harvester came on, we would all stand in a circle and pretend to hold up a cigarette. So for the entire song we held up the hand holding the cigarette and nodded our heads to the beat.
My last two brain cells fighting to stay positive
So I was just scrolling through the DC Cinematic subreddit and..
Bless that personās comment. As a Superman fan I love almost every incarnation of the character but.. come on, you canāt tell me that Snyder āruinedā Superman in any way. Come on. The Superman from the old movies was the right one for *that* time. Superman is about moving forward, not backwards.
Okay but hereās the thing about Snyderās Man of Steel, it lacked Clark Kent. We mostly see Superman. In recent years theyāve moved away from Clark being the secret identity of Superman and have put the focus on Superman being the sercret identity of Clark. And in my opinion itās a good call. People like Superman for the action (which Snyderās film was not lacking) but people connect with the character because of Clark Kent. We see Clark, a man who we know is Superman, desperately trying to be like us. He has the powers of a god and yet he chooses to be small and ignored. Snyder did really well making Superman more then a one dimensional character, but what we got from Superman we lost in Clark Kent.
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gay character: guys⦠im gay
pothead character: dude thats like, so dope
He used 100% of his power to support her.Ā