I&#x27;m not that one

#(welcome to crackveria)#pinch pinch

Would you rather kiss Richards or Doom

Send two names and my muse will say which they’d rather kiss.

Doom

"Aww! I mean... good."

#imperiousrex

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notmrfantastic

“Accident involving the Space Gem. I’ve been temporally destabilized. I can get myself stable again, but I can’t seem to get access to a proper lab long enough. I have to do my work in chunks.” He put another bit of tech trash to the side.

Man, what was it with her and taking the stupid risks?

Dumb question. She related to him.

“… I can get you access to a lab.”

He blinked and turned to look at her. “You can? Which one? “

“Well, uh. The Avengers building?” She gestured toward it. “I mean like… I have a pass. And if we talk to Tony Stark I’m sure we can like get in.”

"Ugh, that guy? He's so disruptive." Reed pondered, rubbing his chin. "The booze is usually good though. We can try it. My only hard no is you shouldn't get me and this world's Reed together. We tend to influence each other.... Poorly."

He picked up his haul, and turned to follow her.

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notmrfantastic

“Accident involving the Space Gem. I’ve been temporally destabilized. I can get myself stable again, but I can’t seem to get access to a proper lab long enough. I have to do my work in chunks.” He put another bit of tech trash to the side.

Man, what was it with her and taking the stupid risks?

Dumb question. She related to him.

“… I can get you access to a lab.”

He blinked and turned to look at her. "You can? Which one? "

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noworldnomad:

“Not exactly.” And this was rapidly becoming a conversation she shouldn’t be having with a stranger. But then, she’d already mentioned goshdang Onslaught so who cared. “I’m from another world. Ended up here thanks to him.”

He paused, looking up for a moment. “Huh! We have something in common. Small multiverse.” He made a sound of happiness and pulled out a part with an orb in it. “I can get this charged up…”

“… And then what?”

“Enough energy to power a domicile off the grid for a month. It feels strange to me how many of me just don’t recycle.” He glanced towards her. “Good for me though. Makes things easier.”

@noworldnomad

Well okay. This was starting to sound ungood.

More ungood, anyway.

She crossed her eyes and repeated, more sharply this time. “And then what?”

“I dunno. Join a social club. Make some money. Do something meaningful?” He shook his head and pulled out more junk to study. “I’m going to sell it to make some money to get access to a proper lab. I’d like to stop pinballing through the Multiverse.”

“… Why are you just bouncing around? Is there like a pattern? Or anything?”

“Accident involving the Space Gem. I’ve been temporally destabilized. I can get myself stable again, but I can’t seem to get access to a proper lab long enough. I have to do my work in chunks.” He put another bit of tech trash to the side.

notmrfantastic:

Reed mouthed the word, “Wow…” then fell in line to follow Namor. While it was a tricky proposition, Namor was a powerful person, and if he could be friends, it would likely be a benefit. He was a prickly shit in any universe it seemed.

“You can have your pizza. I’ll probably just drink.”

Namor ignored Reed as they sat at the only dive open in the small town, he had been here before and the owner knew what he wanted. Barely a few minutes of silence had passed while Namor was trying to reign in his temper, he knew he had a short fuse and really all it took these days was a small incident to set him off. The owner brought out Namor’s pizza and he set to work eating. The cheese was perfect and the crust still flaming hot, and he closed his eyes to enjoy the taste more, not really listening to Reed as he gave his order. He reached out for another slice and wondered what he should do next, for now he was going to enjoy this food.

Reed was used to ignoring his hunger. He pulled out a flask and swigged something that his weird system couldn't ignore. Then he glanced at Manor. Even scarfing down pizza, the king was attractive and elegant.

He settled into his own mind, gaze going far away.

mckaytriarchy-2-deactivated2018

doctorxdoom replied to your post: .

@mckaytriarchy (i just want to see dr doom dragged for his sexual exploits, is that so wrong?)

@mistressofmythsandlegends, @butterflythief, @sparkystarsmore, @blxckisblxck, @monetbestmutant, @misterwisdom, I need you to back me up here because I totally need to go do the dishes and laundry.

DRAG HIM.]

blxckisblxck

i bet he keeps the cape on in bed

misterwisdomarchive2

He probably has threesomes with the Doom Bots.

mckaytriarchy-2-deactivated2018

@blxckisblxck, @misterwisdom, @doctorxdoom

“I hear he’s got a dungeon he refuses to use for healthy and consensual sex purposes.”

doctorxdoom-a-deactivated202212

@doctorxdoom I heard he enjoys watching others on his ten thousand tv screens so add voyeurism to his list of kinks.

FUCK IS THIS

#god sue i was just kidding #the universe is the reason i drink

"At least neither of us is allowed to murmur, "Daddy's home," without taking a bunch of crap for it.

zyxthstuff

Let namor wear slutty clothes!!!

theimperiusrex:

Namor didn’t much care that Reed’s world was dead. He didn’t much care about most things these days. However he did care about his hunger flaring up and the road they were walking took them into the the small sea side town, the night was qiuet but there were still a few places open for business.

“Then may your efforts be rewarded. For now I am going to a pizza resturant and I wish to eat. You may leave or come if you wish but I will not be sharing.”

Reed mouthed the word, “Wow...” then fell in line to follow Namor. While it was a tricky proposition, Namor was a powerful person, and if he could be friends, it would likely be a benefit. He was a prickly shit in any universe it seemed.

“You can have your pizza. I’ll probably just drink.”

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noworldnomad:

“Not exactly.” And this was rapidly becoming a conversation she shouldn’t be having with a stranger. But then, she’d already mentioned goshdang Onslaught so who cared. “I’m from another world. Ended up here thanks to him.”

He paused, looking up for a moment. “Huh! We have something in common. Small multiverse.” He made a sound of happiness and pulled out a part with an orb in it. “I can get this charged up…”

“… And then what?”

“Enough energy to power a domicile off the grid for a month. It feels strange to me how many of me just don’t recycle.” He glanced towards her. “Good for me though. Makes things easier.”

@noworldnomad

Well okay. This was starting to sound ungood.

More ungood, anyway.

She crossed her eyes and repeated, more sharply this time. “And then what?”

"I dunno. Join a social club. Make some money. Do something meaningful?" He shook his head and pulled out more junk to study. "I'm going to sell it to make some money to get access to a proper lab. I'd like to stop pinballing through the Multiverse."

notmrfantastic:

“Whoa!” Reed pressed back against the wall, putting his hands up with open palms. “Ok, ok!” His voice softened. “Ok. I’m sorry. I wasn’t trying to mess with you. I was trying to be a… you know… listener. Come on.” He lowered his head and looked up under his brows in an attempt to be charming. “I’m sorry.”

The non threatening way that Reed looked up at Namor made him a little less homicidal… a little less, but it was enough for Namor to lower Reed to his feet and release him. He stepped back from the wall and took deep breaths to calm himself down. Sometimes his rage would flair and he couldnt help but act on it. Namor turned away from Reed and began to walk hearing the man walk beside him. It was confusing to him because he hated Reed, yet this wasn’t his Reed, this Reed was… different. He shook his head; this was confusing, better to not think about alternate Reed’s and just walk for a bit.

“When do you go away? Back to your own world I mean?”

He was curious and wondered if Reed would just pop out of his life like he popped in or if he would stay for a while.

"Oh, haven't been back to my own world since I left. I assume it's dead." Reed looked away with a thousand yard stare. "The Temporal Gem flared. I woke up in a blue cornfield. Haven't really had control since. It's been strange. I've been trying to stabilize. I'm getting close."

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noworldnomad:

“Not exactly.” And this was rapidly becoming a conversation she shouldn’t be having with a stranger. But then, she’d already mentioned goshdang Onslaught so who cared. “I’m from another world. Ended up here thanks to him.”

He paused, looking up for a moment. “Huh! We have something in common. Small multiverse.” He made a sound of happiness and pulled out a part with an orb in it. “I can get this charged up…”

“… And then what?”

"Enough energy to power a domicile off the grid for a month. It feels strange to me how many of me just don't recycle." He glanced towards her. "Good for me though. Makes things easier."

@noworldnomad

#what is up with her boobies?#that looks really weird

richcrds-blog

whenever someone says that reed never stands up for his family/doesnt care if something bad happens to them i just think about this panel

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noworldnomad:

“Not exactly.” And this was rapidly becoming a conversation she shouldn’t be having with a stranger. But then, she’d already mentioned goshdang Onslaught so who cared. “I’m from another world. Ended up here thanks to him.”

He paused, looking up for a moment. “Huh! We have something in common. Small multiverse.” He made a sound of happiness and pulled out a part with an orb in it. “I can get this charged up...”

theimperiusrex:

notmrfantastic:

Reed twitched, getting a sour look when Namor accused him of failing. Some things were consistent in all the Reeds. Still, he didn’t argue, and instead just shrugged. “I didn’t succeed, so there is that…”

He rose when Namor suggested the walk, nodding. He waited until they were outside to glance as Namor and ask, “Who did you fail?”

The night breeze rolling off the sea hit Namor hard and he had to steady a moment lest the King of the Oceans threw up all over the sidewalk, that wouldn’t be very dignified at all.

Not Reed spoke and Namor grabbed him by the front of his shirt and pushed him against the side of the tavern. He always knew his anger was a shifting thing and that Reed had dared to question him made his voice shake with anger. “I am Namor a Prince of the Blood and you don’t get to ask that. Not that.”

“Whoa!” Reed pressed back against the wall, putting his hands up with open palms. “Ok, ok!” His voice softened. “Ok. I’m sorry. I wasn’t trying to mess with you. I was trying to be a... you know... listener. Come on.” He lowered his head and looked up under his brows in an attempt to be charming. “I’m sorry.”

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noworldnomad:

notmrfantastic:

“There you are. That story’s pretty distracting, huh? It’s all true too. The disgusting miracle of birth. Never calls, never writes. Pff, kids, right?” He offered her a smile.

“… You’re kinda a weirdo, huh?” She chokes out a laugh and shook her head. “Okay. Okay. Sorry.”

Reed smirked and shrugged. “Yeah. My social filters are pretty thin. I blame social isolation. So, you’re one of this Earth’s heroes, huh?” He went back to scrounging parts as he listened.