Ain't No Place for a Hero

I'll never force a smile. Gibby | 27 | Top Nap

[sonic-justice-real-for]

please watch this tiktok (x)

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[memewhore]

[brucebocchi]

maybe he should stop sticking his dick in those very thin lemon slices 🙄

[belethlegwen]

fuckin choked on this tag

[bestiol]

ethically sourced from tumblr post under the cut

[memeuplift]

[blasesaint]

[victory-candescence]

every now and again I will remember this post from the bread baking reddit

and the words “horf some cronts” will float through my mind and I just

lose it every time

[irishironclad]

When you have any morals whatsoever online:

[tried-and-tested]

Making a big purchase with your credit card

[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[wegmans]

votes republican bc of this tumblr ad i just got

[weaponizedhorse]

I mean he’s got a point

[beardedmrbean]

That little elephant can dance, that’s for sure

[cookingwithroxy]

Paid for by the RNC. Like, this is (if legit) not a candidate’s advertisement, but what the REPUBLICAN NATIONAL PARTY thinks Tumblr would like.

And they are right.

[foulserpent]

[deejay]

[guerrillatech]

[chuckletons]

i truly believe nothing johnny ever said to a woman was funnier than this

[snorlaxatives]

today i did a double feature of hop (2011) dir. tim hill and sonic the hedgehog (2020) dir. jeff fowler and i gotta say… james marsden is intimidatingly handsome and also has great chemistry with small talking cgi animal creatures

[snorlaxatives]

finding myself very invested in the James Marsden Chauffeuring Obnoxious Little CGI Creatures Cinematic Universe  (JMCOLCCCU) 

[dragontatoes]

Imagine having this career

[hollowwwillow]

it all checks out

[buttplugfoetus]

[bwitiye]

no wait thats not all

[coat]

Only the good die young