[doubleca5t]

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

[doubleca5t]

Movie premises you can expect to see within the next 10 years:

Guy breaks both his arms and gets jacked off by his mom

Guy who thinks he has a mysterious stalker leaving postit notes around his house but he actually had a carbon monoxide leak and was leaving them himself

One man's quest to remove a small cylinder from a Mini M&Ms tube full of butter and mashed banana (the cylinder must remain unharmed)

The Gaycation (TM)

[tried-and-tested]

(Watching Digimon Tamers)

D-Reaper? That’s my profile name on Grindr!

[shamebats]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[skaldish]

I think about this a lot.

[computationalcalculator]

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

[clitorius-maximus]

Hand job vs manual labor

[ohgreatblackbunny]

Tags deserved to be seen

[crash112233]

[deathberi]

[pocketgameboy]

Bakemon 🤍👻🤍

[glabalaba]

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[carldangerous]

Masturbate 👏🏻 that 👏🏻 stress 👏🏻 away 👏🏻

[treasuredplanet]

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[tam--lin]

I don't know what those '90s sci Fi TV writers were putting in their shows but I wish they'd start doing it again

[blujayonthewing]

(via @lalibertalia)

[modern-politics111]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'm not a religious person, I don't believe in spiritualism or magic, but man I want this to be real.

[dolfin]

[nitewrighter]

Art museum priorities are in order.