you are the reason I go on

Noah Caruso-Jackson. Tattoo artist. @nomorenoahj

[notonoah]

it's barely cold outside why am I freezing

[notonoah]

I accidentally got Sylvies mom slightly drunk while he was at work and now she won't stop asking for exactly 53 cheeseburgers. This woman is a saint and deserves it but where the fuck do I get 53 cheeseburgers from?

[notonoah]

Oh my god this cold is finally getting better hell yes

[notonoah]

I have the worst chest cold in the history of colds

[notonoah]

good morning world

[valtsv]

might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

[wordproblemapoligist]

does this mean you’re going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while

[valtsv]

yeah

[notonoah]

I ate a mint that tasted so much like fake cherries I had to spit it out but it got stuck to my teeth. now I can't get the taste out. Id rather drink febreze.

[notonoah]

i woke up way too early this morning

[notonoah]

it's been like three days but hi all im noah and I live for donuts, my twin sons Mitch and Micah (even tho teenagers are terrifying), and my husband, Sylvester. But most of all... donuts.  I realized today that clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something and it blew me away. I own a tattoo shop in la but spend more time in my bed taking naps than I do working tbh. also when I was young and dumb I tattooed a unicorn on my ribs, but it has since been covered. If you want a unicorn too hit me up at nomorenoahj but I won't do face tattoos because your face will be too close to mine and I don't like it sorry bye now

[notonoah]

I just broke the microwave door off by running into it face first. That's it. That's all you need to know about me as a person.

[notonoah]

I want to post my intro too but tumblrs being a fuckin jerk so we will see friends

[sortasatan]

so hello im sylvester but please call me sylvie and i know i dont smile in pictures but im literally the happiest goth to ever walk the planet! i sling cocktails and teach people how to shake their money maker and the best compliment ive ever been told before today was that i look like a well behaved house cat. but then my husband told me i look like a wide eyed goth disney princess and that took the cake. anyway, if you have an invite or msg from restingdeathface on gh its bc you liked this intro and i took that as an invitation to send you a message but its okay cause im v nice and chatty.

[notonoah]

hi I'm finally making an appearance because I fell asleep before I could yesterday and I probably will fall asleep again before my intro we will see

[notonoah]

I assume it is not, in fact, fall yet

[notonoah]

is it fall yet

[notonoah]

I'm alive for the first time in months hi

[notonoah]

I'm so tired y'all save me from being an adult