The Goblin Hole

aw yep. Minors should not interact, as I am a foul mouthed and indecent thing that keeps foul mouthed and indecent company. Early 20s

[notoriousgoblin]

If there is anything horny on my blog, I wish it to be noted that I am not necessarily into it. However, I am in the company of interesting people that would scare my parents. As such, see above.

[beezlebutch]

"Pride month is over"

WRONG! Your pride month is over! Me and all the other disabled queers are having pride month two: disability edition

[jehandant]

Reblogging this again bc people in the notes are asking a lot of "Am I included? Am I disabled if I have x?" and I just wanted to add the flag here to show people who the pride month is for.

This is the new flag, the old one was more vivid and in a z shape, but it's been made more neutral to be inclusive of people with seizures or sensory issues.

Each stripe represents a different aspect of disability:

Red: Physical disabilities

Yellow: Cognitive & intellectual disabilities

White: (And this is the key one I think) Invisible AND undiagnosed disabilities

Blue: Mental illnesses

Green: Sensory disabilities

If you're autistic or have ADHD? this is your pride month. If you have a mental illness, it's your pride month. If you're hard of hearing, this is your pride month. If you have an autoimmune disorder, this is your pride month. If you are not diagnosed with anything but you know something is up with you: THIS IS STILL YOUR PRIDE MONTH.

[charlattecafe]

oh my gosh I didn’t think I counted!!!!

[spiralspacemutt]

Shout out to all the undiagnosed autistic ppllll

[fuck-customers]

[loveridden1999]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[lilyblisslys]

transgender willpower check: someone younger than when you started HRT just said it’s too late for them to start hormones

[transmechanicus]

[0w0tsuki]

Watching a bee documentary and they're saying shit transfems on here would get absolutely horny over

[0w0tsuki]

Hey there sis you wanna focefeed me a pheromone enriched slurry that's going to teach my my role in the hive? I'm only a day old I don't know how to be a bee yet

[simplysnaps]

👉👈 anyone wanna forcefeed me the pheromone enriched slurry that teaches me my role in the hive? 🥺 anyone wanna teach me how to be a bee? 🐝

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[crumbwinner]

this clip makes me so emotional. i feel like this sometimes, at night especially. That the whole wide world may swallow me whole. That i’m wide-eyed in the face of god. that I’m not a victim of smallness but rather its loving disciple.

[eggyolkplanet]

and then one without the words

[inferno-of-frost]

”Awawawawa”

See like, I’ve been saying this a lot and no one has really understood it

But then when the vc has a fellow speaker of a he sub tongue enters chat and the he flow of the conversation changes completely ^w^

[notoriousgoblin]

Aww it tried

[leidensygdom]

i spent 20 minutes to edit this meme which is great proof of how im feeling rn

[enba-and-luka]

[notoriousgoblin]

THE FOG IS COMING

(With a diverse microbiome!)

[beeimu5]

Stoned af and made the best tweet of my life.

[valkayrieactual]

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[beggars-opera]

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]