lichqueencass

Hi I'm Cass. I Cass fireball and shit ig. certainly somewhere more than 21 and less than 29. Apple Turnovers are amazing best described as "The Fumble Queen", Robot Fucker Extraordinare, and slightly motherly at times Always Remember "Despite Everything it's still you" look at #TheLichQueensUtterances if you want see my thoughts at the moment. look at #LichQueensAwawawas for any doll postings I like a lot

[frogus-deactivated20231111]

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

[r26yz]

guard dogs

[crumbwinner]

this clip makes me so emotional. i feel like this sometimes, at night especially. That the whole wide world may swallow me whole. That i’m wide-eyed in the face of god. that I’m not a victim of smallness but rather its loving disciple.

[eggyolkplanet]

and then one without the words

[lilyblisslys]

transgender willpower check: someone younger than when you started HRT just said it’s too late for them to start hormones

[transmechanicus]

[daisanfar]

shadow not listening to vergil, but listening to v or nero is my new hc

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[carby]

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

[whyamiherewhosummonedme]

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

[violetthunderstorm]

You have a fitting blog title

[nico-the-overlord]

this post is getting 50k easy

[marlinspirkhall]

[teaboot]

This WOULD be how humanity would go out though tbh

[elfstrogenized]

Dude this person's thoughts are inherently evil let's fucking kill them

[elfstrogenized]

Man this person has not committed one material offense but the way their brain works gives me an icky feeling, let's make sure it never comes crawling back online this time

[dumbdoegirl]

whenever i shave my pits i feel like a traitor to the cause sorry

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[lichqueencass]

Yayyyy!!

[her-majesty-lily-bunny]

Bitches love me for my floppy ears and anxious personality

[lichqueencass]

Exactly your royal floppiness!

[her-majesty-lily-bunny]

Hehe thankies dolly :3

[lichqueencass]

^-^

Thank you Miss Lily

[her-majesty-lily-bunny]

Bitches love me for my floppy ears and anxious personality

[lichqueencass]

Exactly your royal floppiness!

[thepromiscuousfinger]

I love very specific cakes

[easily-evi]

I had to redraw this cake 🍰

[sweaterkittensahoy]

A companion:

[carpetwrites]

Even if you don't pick up the doll and coddle it and hug it, it'll find its way. There's a place for it somewhere, and while directions are appreciated, it will find its way eventually. It loves and cares for everyone and every thing it meets. Can't you tell, based on the smile on its face?

[liarsblade]

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[evil-robot-overlord]

It is the duty of every robot girl to make sad beeping sounds at her girlfriend until she is petted. Pet your robot girl today