my house

she/her

[neomedievalist]

this will be the nuclear family in 2026

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the hot chocolate enjoyer when you ask where all the milk is going so fast:

[swagophile]

They want to hubt me down and kill me forever for 1000 years for stealing the master's ruby but they dont understand that i need it so i can embed it in my forehead and then ahen i want to threaten people I can push my bangs out of the way revealing a big red gem and go "MY PSYCHIC BRAINWAVES ARE GOING TO DEFEAT YOU" until they start crying and do what I want. Thats what I need it for

[shortgirlstruggles]

Does the ruby actually give u powers or is it just.. more of a presentation thing?

[swagophile]

Its 100% theatrics

[snake-drinking-gif-every-day]

[notorioustaco]

The time being and the bear in mind are best friends

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tags from the crew of the Nostromo

[kitkenk]

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

[renaldmarlene]

i forgot to post on this website any . look at this

technically made for an au swap thing which is totally not super easy to tell who noelle swaps with here

[itsmissing]

design comm for a whalefall mage

[the-punforgiven]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[were--ralph]

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

[toskarin]

I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered "kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

[charl0ttan]

bro u know im keeping the matter clandestine as hell. its totes clandies bro. prommy.

[mint-swirl]

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess