still apple :P

watch a new phannie's descent into madness ☆follows from meowpplejuice!

[doctorcurdlejr]

I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

[duskydestra]

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

[em0dnp]

Dan and Phil meeting irl was so astronomical and cataclysmic is birthed ao3

[weicecilia]

The Hard Launch podcast is eligible for the British Podcast Awards Listeners’ Choice category!!!!!

Cast your vote for your favourite podcast, celebrity, or creator in the Listeners' Choice Public Vote. Join in on the fun and show your supp

[galaxyromance]

preshow playlist prediction: hard by hayley williams. not because the lyrics are super relevant to the emotions behind the new era or whatever, but because it's called hard and contains lines like this

[rowan-the-sorcerer]

me because dan and phil drop earth shattering phan lore without notice seemingly every 30 seconds AND I CANT KEEP UP

[bruhteeth]

“phan isn’t real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “the whiskers come from within!” and “ladders!”. I am very close to ending it all when two posh voices command silence over the crowd. “She’s right, stop fetishizing gay relationships.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back.

[phandomheritage]

date of origin: december 26th, 2017

[antiadvil]

“phan is real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “you’re fetishizing gay relationships!” I am very close to ending it all when one posh voice and one northern voice command silence over the crowd. “He’s right, please write more yaoi.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back. Then they come onstage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[defectivegembrain]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Dan and Phil and they gave an interesting and thoughtful answer to a completely different question. So still an improvement but I'm exploring other sources

[fircyrk-na-kolkach]

positive affirmations

dan and phil are dan and phil

dan and phil are gay

you are gay

you will get through this podcast

it's a monday

you are hard

twitter isn't real

twitter can't hurt you

there is not a man in the room (besides your partner)

dan and phil are not in the corner of your room

dan and phil are not under your bed

you're a strong confident person and [ad placement]

[ahappyphjl]

"i like muse, you like muse, let's be friends"

[le-freaknasty]

busy day for gay people (me)

[isaacmustdie-1525]

Incredible things happening on Twitter rn

Phil Lester I love you please never change

[nyx700]

Dan and Phil looking at all you short fucks at the meet and greet

[two-gay-princes]

imagine: dan and phil coming out by uploading a video titled “edit that bit out” and it’s a montage of all the times they have hugged and kissed and cuddled and been cute while making videos then said “edit that bit out”

[phandomheritage]

date of origin: january 29th, 2015

[lizardsmp3]

i love dan and phil so much. they drop a video that's the emotional equivalent of several back-to-back nuclear bombs and end it on dan asking phil to piss in him. there is no experience like this anywhere else on earth

[dannyboyandpdawg]

I love the phandom sm, is there any other circumstance in the world where someone tweeting "ordering a pizza" could be as exciting for Anyone as this is for us

[bloodborzoi]

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure i cant wait for my tour date i need to to see my close personal friends dan and phil like yesterday

[renisnotonfire]

Well that. Was couply af, I'm gonna need a cigarette bro.