Not Phony Bologna

I post things about Rhett and Link mostly.

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed_weatherman

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

ive been thinking about this video nonstop ever since i downloaded it

[notphonybologna]

idk what this is, or how I got here, but I’m not complaining

[toastbutteregg]

[notphonybologna]

Gentle Reminder ♡

Whatever you're going through, you're not alone. I just finally realized the true realtiy of this statement in my own life. Please keep going and stay strong through it no matter what your brain tells you or what other people say. There's always going to be really bad days but there WILL be good days. You matter, and if you don't feel like you do, feel free to meesage me if you're not okay. Also a helpful statement for people that struggle with thoughts that make you think you're annoying and bother everyone you talk to, know that by talking to me I will NEVER be annoyed at someone who wants to talk or not be alone. I love you all. ♡ (Also side note, anyone is welcome to talk to me, I'm actually a person who supports people from EVERY community. Do not be afraid that I will judge you. I don't judge anyone, ever).

[fucktheevanuris]

ADHD culture is saying “what?” when you heard the question someone asked you but… It didn’t fucking… Register… In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and interrupt them when they’re talking because now you’re An Asshole™ who understands

[mostlyvoidpartlyplants]

Someone: Hey what time is it?

Me: What?

Someone: Wha-

Me: It’s 3:20

[attack0npotato]

This is actually a thing, while visual info takes 0.1 seconds to process, auditory infor can take 3 to 4 seconds to process, which is why you ask, and then actually hear the question because your brains only just processed it

[seashells-and-bookshelves]

My husband has ADHD and does this, and I hate repeating myself constantly. One thing that I feel has saved us from so much stress in our marriage is that I’ve just stopped repeating myself. After a while he caught onto what I was doing and stopped saying “what” over and over when I didn’t respond. Now occasionally he’ll ask me “what?” when I said something because he actually didn’t hear me, and I will happily repeat myself for him, but most of the time I just say silent and let his brain compute what I said. So now our conversations go one of two ways: 

Me: Hey hon, where is the tv remote? Him: What?? Me: *silence* Him: I left it on the couch. 

Or 

Me: Hey hon, where is the tv remote?  Him: What? Me: *silence* Him: Ok, I really didn’t hear you that time, what did you say? Me: *repeats question*

Even if you don’t have ADHD, I mean, auditory delay happens with a lot of people, not just ADHD folk. If you deal with it, try this approach with your friends and loved ones. It has helped us so much. 

[old-songs]

I jokingly suggested something similar to my gf called the “3 second rule”. If i don’t respond in 3s, assume I really didn’t hear you.  Tho Im p good at just masking the processing time with UUhhhhHhHhh

[adhd-informative]

Also pro tip for communicating with ADHD people: say the name of the person you want to talk to before you share your thought and wait for them to acknowledge you. That way if we are distracted or otherwise occupied you know can be sure are listening. We very well may still need to process, but it will greatly cut down on the number of times we genuinely didn’t hear a word you just said.

[dathen]

THAT LAST NOTE

PLEASE

I AM BEGGING

[buttlovinangel]

Yo I’m just like an Alexa with legs. Ya gotta say my wake word if you want me to to pay attention.

[intj-confessions]

This goes for autism too. And hell yes for the wake word. You can stand there talking at me for five minutes and I may not hear you if you didn’t get my attention first.

[mesopelagic]

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[memewhore]

[gildatheplant]

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

[minty-mayhem]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[prescribedburning-deactivated20]

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

[elsegame]

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

What is Color Theory?

What isColor Theory? Color theory is a term used to describe the collection of rules and guidelines regarding the use of color in art and de

[youngdiasporan]

I think y’all are missing the point here.

[forlovefromfear]

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

[jhenne-bean]

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

[eternal-dannation]

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

[uncle-beanbag]

[wildhaunt]

Homicide detectives: why are you dragging that bleeding corpse around?

Me, an intellectual: well you see it’s basic color theory…

[notphonybologna]

Idk if it's just me but I love that Rhett has been sharing more things about therapy lately. I definitely feel like it's helping break the stigma and also letting people know that it's ok to ask for help. :)

[mcrpicsxx]

Do you like Basement Gee?

I love him!

[thepatientheart]

Do you know any Link being Link moments before they went into the biz? The ones mentioned in the book don’t come close to his recent car hijack prank, and it makes me wonder if this is how he typically behaves or not.

oh, absolutely, anon! one that comes to mind is the notorious story of his “speech” in highschool, when he and rhett were each campaigning for student governement. link (in logic that only made sense to him) decided to wear a black hood (a tshirt) over his head when giving his speech, which everyone took as some kind of klan/racial thing, and the entire school sat there in horrified silence while he gave a long rambling speech for 15 minutes (it went so long because he thought he could “fix it” by continuing to speak)

subsequently, people continued to talk about this and link was known as “the guy who gave that weird speech” for the rest of highschool

there’s also the time that he decided to ask his eight grade subsitute teacher (in front of the whole class) if it was possible to run out of semen (story on ear biscuits episode 31)

and theres the time, when he basically ruined rhett’s wedding rehearsal dinner, by giving a 2 hour rambling speech where he proceeded to personally address every person in the room

[fanbabble]

I love doofus, goofy, fun Link! How about the time he hid in his high school teachers podium to scare her but she saw him and left him locked in there for the whole class period. What a goober! ❤️

[grungegoths]

I miss gerard being on twitter so much.Twitter really went to shit after he left it 

[notphonybologna]

I love this series. Couldn’t be more proud of about where Shane has taken his career. 

[notphonybologna]

Welcoming myself back to my blog

[notphonybologna]

“Their heads are rolling up in the back of their eyes.”

I just became a dedicated fan to Mark a few days ago. His personality is just greeeeat! xD 

[mclaughneal]

someone help him

[notphonybologna]

I’m here to support everyone <3

I don’t care who you are, if your in the LGBTQ+ fam, where you come from,  what your background or your race is, anything. If you want to talk to me or need to talk you CAN talk to me. I hate to see all the hate spread around the world. We all need to love everyone equally. I don’t want to see anyone else suffer alone. Feel free to talk to me anytime :) I will most likely be on the internet somewhere. <3 Love you ALL!!