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Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

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Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what you’re supposed to be doing.

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I’m not going anywhere.

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date someone you could have fun at at a grocery store with

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Has this been done yet?

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edle:

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UNABLE TO NOT REBLOG

NEED TO REBLOG

FOREVER REBLOG.

The Incredible Attention Span of Severus Snape…

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dude you’ve been “teaching” there since you were 21

and you just now noticed

Dumbledore’s magnificent double agent ladies and gentlemen

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This is like the third time I’ve reblogged this

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Fourth. It's time

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My cat: literally just fucking meows

Me:

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“The Enchanter’s name is Tim because John Cleese forgot the character’s original name. He ad-libbed the line, “There are some who call me…Tim”. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

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Today was a bad day

I think the janitor in OUAT is my second favorite character next to rumpelstiltskin

#ouat #janitor #rumplestiltskin

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at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

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Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.