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Jason & Friends!

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claire but she and leon swap places

[notprometheus]

YURI!!!! LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO! YURI FOR THE WIN!

[baguettenjoyer-deactivated20260]

Forced first date (part 1/3)

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I’ll never stop with the shawty jokes

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[notprometheus]

I NEED YOUR HELP!

give me some ideas, or jumping off points, so I can write something, and then post it. I’m fresh out of ideas y’all.

[feraltrenchcoat]

i feel like as a species we under utilise the act of the head tilt . very good for being confused

[notprometheus]

Your underestimating the power of being a condescending ass.

[notprometheus]

Ares cover of Thunderbringer

Ares: Pride, is a soldier, ill. Hiding away where only I can kill, him. Try all he cannot but to forfeit his will. In the end, it all the same, once I apply the pressure. WAR, BRING HER THROUGH THE WRINGER! SHOW HIM I’M THE JUDGEMENT CALL, THE ONE WHO MAKES HIS ARMY FALL! BLOOD, WEILD HIM, USE AND YEILD HIM! TAKE FROM HER WHAT HE WON’T PROTECT! FOR TRUE NATURE WILL BE REVEALED! Tell me, Odysseus, if I were to want a fight, for your crew’s survival, why do I feel they wouldn’t survive? Enlighten me, king of Ithaca, since your pride was far too great, will your crew suffer for your sins, and suffer a cruel fate to the, WARBRINGER, HERE TO RING YOUR EARS TILL YOU’RE DEAF WITH FEAR! AND SPEAR YOU WHILE YOUR DEATH IS NEAR! BLOODWEILDER, HERE TO YEILD YOUR DREAD, UNTIL YOUR DEAD, I WILL TAKE YOUR HEAD!

Ares tosses a sword to Odysseus.

Ares: Pick it up.

Odysseus: What?

Ares: Pick. It. Up.

Odysseus: Please! Please, is there another way to do this?

Ares: Someone’s gotta die today, but you can save your crew.

Eurylochus: Sir, let me fight instead! I caused us to leave the course of our homestead!

Odysseus: My pride forced your hand. You will return with our crew to our homeland. That is a command!

Ensemble: When does a blaze become a candle? When does a meteor become a comet? When does a tidal wave become a ripple? When does the blame become the reason? When does a monster become a man?

Ares: War, bring him through the wringer, show him I’m the judgement call. The one who makes his army fall! Blood, weild him, use, and yeild him. Take from him, and what he won’t protect. For his true nature will be revealed!

[superscrub323]

This is new.

[notprometheus]

What are your ideas?

[notprometheus]

For someone who claims to be not prometheus, you sure do remind me of him for some reason 🤔

I see your home being invaded by the titans.

[nogurlstoy]

Hey, that's exactly what prometheus would say-

[notprometheus]

Atlas will enjoy breaking your bones.

[notprometheus]

For someone who claims to be not prometheus, you sure do remind me of him for some reason 🤔

I see your home being invaded by the titans.

[notprometheus]

How the meeting between Psyche and Ares and Aphrodite 100% went.

Eros: …….Uhhh, Dad! Psyche is the goddess of the soul, now.

Ares: Oh, really that’s interesting, Psyche, if you don’t mind my asking-

Aphrodite: Do you think you’re better than me?

Eros: Mom! He buries his face in his hands.

Psyche: um, what?

Aphrodite: I think you heard me.

Ares: For the love of all that is good, please do not do this.

Psyche: ummmm, better than you at what?

Aphrodite: Just in general.

Psyche: Ummmm, no?

Aphrodite: not a lot of confidence. She looks towards Eros who still had his face buried in his hands. You, made a “interesting” choice in a partner.

Ares: …..I mean, can you really talk?

Aphrodite: ………………Yes.

Ares: oh for the love of-! Psyche, it was a pleasure to meet you. I wish you and my son an eternity of happiness together, you two may leave.

Psyche: are you su-

Eros: He grabs Psyche’s hand. Take the chance to leave! They both leave.

Ares: That was your idea of being calm?

Aphrodite: ………Aren’t you one to talk?

Ares: …………I don’t think I’ve ever lost my shit over someone being compared to me!

[nasa-official]

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

[nasa-official]

200,000 notes to also shoot the republican party leaders who don’t want to fund science into the sun

[nasa-official]

i am asking once again to help me get donald trump to the sun

[notprometheus]

PLEASE GET THIS TO THE GOAL!

[papayajuan2019]

i want love

[papayajuan2019]

it's coming

[notprometheus]

Is this a threat?

[notprometheus]

Ares: WAIT, ATHENA! PLEASE DON’T TELL ANYON E ABOUT THIS!

Athena: Why wouldn’t I? Your sleeping with a whore!

Aphrodite covering herself with the covers: HEY.....actually, that’s fair.

Ares: Look, Athena, can I talk to you in quick thought? Athena in Quick thought: Fine, what? Ares in Quick thought: I......really like.......

Athena in Quick thought: Are you....blushing?

Ares in quick thought: .......That is neither here, nor there! Please, this is special! ok? I.....chose her over war plans.

Athena in quick thought: .........Oh. Your actually serious about this, huh?

Are in quick thought: Yes, I am. But, you and me both know our family will ruin this! Athena out of quick thought: I’ll keep your secrets.

Ares: Thank you!

Aphrodite: What did you say to her?

Ares: Do you want to know, or do you want to finish?

Aphrodite: I don’t like this game, I want both.

[miss-studios]

Only Megs sees Op's beauty fr

Inspired by the debate on twitter if ES Optimus was ugly or not lmao

[notprometheus]

Soundwave crying in the corner right now fr.

[goosegooserevolution]

List of words banned on The Ark, starting with number one: Alarm. I really missed making silly stuff like this. I have more comic ideas lined up for autobot and decepticon shenanigans, but it'll be slow going because i foolishly dedicated so much time to coloring and backgrounds so now i must continue that trend for future comics. also this is the first full background ive ever made and im super proud of it!! it still doesnt look quite the way i want it to but im just glad i finished it <3

[notprometheus]

Tag me in the next comic, I need to see my husband soon.

[kokii-omii]

fatherless behavior

[notprometheus]

Ares: My father didn’t raise a bitch, and if he did, its my brother.

Apollo: He didn’t raise either of us.

[kaisellinne]

The truck must suffer (he's my favorite)

[notprometheus]

Soundwave is litteraly superior wdym he’s not your favorite?

[notprometheus]

Ares cover of Thunderbringer

Ares: Pride, is a soldier, ill. Hiding away where only I can kill, him. Try all he cannot but to forfeit his will. In the end, it all the same, once I apply the pressure. WAR, BRING HER THROUGH THE WRINGER! SHOW HIM I’M THE JUDGEMENT CALL, THE ONE WHO MAKES HIS ARMY FALL! BLOOD, WEILD HIM, USE AND YEILD HIM! TAKE FROM HER WHAT HE WON’T PROTECT! FOR TRUE NATURE WILL BE REVEALED! Tell me, Odysseus, if I were to want a fight, for your crew’s survival, why do I feel they wouldn’t survive? Enlighten me, king of Ithaca, since your pride was far too great, will your crew suffer for your sins, and suffer a cruel fate to the, WARBRINGER, HERE TO RING YOUR EARS TILL YOU’RE DEAF WITH FEAR! AND SPEAR YOU WHILE YOUR DEATH IS NEAR! BLOODWEILDER, HERE TO YEILD YOUR DREAD, UNTIL YOUR DEAD, I WILL TAKE YOUR HEAD!

Ares tosses a sword to Odysseus.

Ares: Pick it up.

Odysseus: What?

Ares: Pick. It. Up.

Odysseus: Please! Please, is there another way to do this?

Ares: Someone’s gotta die today, but you can save your crew.

Eurylochus: Sir, let me fight instead! I caused us to leave the course of our homestead!

Odysseus: My pride forced your hand. You will return with our crew to our homeland. That is a command!

Ensemble: When does a blaze become a candle? When does a meteor become a comet? When does a tidal wave become a ripple? When does the blame become the reason? When does a monster become a man?

Ares: War, bring him through the wringer, show him I’m the judgement call. The one who makes his army fall! Blood, weild him, use, and yeild him. Take from him, and what he won’t protect. For his true nature will be revealed!

[superscrub323]

This is new.