Not Gonna Take The Picture!

Anyone find a missing Yashica? I think I might've misplaced it. Again. Oh, yeah. Hey there. I'm Peter Parker. No Flash. I'm not doing your homework for you. That goes the same for the rest of you people. I have more important things to do. Like take pictures of old people feeding pigeons and running a blog. Current Story Status: Powers Starting to Develop. FC: Donald Glover None of the gifs are mine.

[notpunyparker]

A Chemistry Set Would Be Nice || Zombie!AU || Toothiana and Peter

The teenager had seen enough zombie movies/show/books/games to have a semblance of what he was supposed to do. Didn't mean he liked it. As if the weird apparently not mutant, uh feelings, weren't enough, someone had to go and turn half of New York City into zombies...

Aunt May and Uncle Ben had made it out of the island safely, but Peter's evac bus had been over turned. Peter remembered being cornered by the dull eyed creatures, they smelled horrible, but they never took a bite out of him. They... almost seemed disgusted by him. Maybe he was somehow immune to the virus? Of all the people in the world, him, Peter Parker, was immune? Honestly? (Did this have something to do with that mutant gene false alarm? Was he some kinda biological time bomb or something? What was going ON with him?)

"Where's a damn chemist when you need one?!" Peter growled to the heavens, slumping on his feet. At least he had a safehouse now. And lots of canned foods. Plus a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide. So no zombies for now. Good- Was that a groan Peter heard? Please tell me that wasn't a- yep. Me and my big mouth. Peter grabbed a chair to fend whatever was trying to eat off his face away. Chair in front of him, Peter charged into the hallway, with a rather loud (maybe a bit cheesy) battlecry.

And promptly ran headfirst into a definately not-zombie. Ow.

[notpunyparker]

//bows to you because Donald Glover Peter Parker is just perfection.

//Oh God. Shh. No. Don’t- no, don’t do that. Let me love you woah I just can’t shhhh. You of all people- do not no do nooooo

[askboxmemes]

Send me a♙if you ship or want to ship our characters

[notpunyparker]

✫ //I haven't seen you on my dash in... years

10 - Zombie!AU

//*hugs* Oh gosh, I haven’t been on this account in FOREVER, I’m so sorry! Gah! I’ll get started on the AU, unless  you want another one?

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leave a ✫ in my inbox and i'll generate a random number and make you a starter or something

[theredheadbehindthelensarchive]

1. Punk!AU 2. ‘The Bed Song’!AU 3. High School!AU 4. Superhero!AU 5. Childhood!AU 6. Genderswap!AU 7. Magic!AU 8. Vampire!AU 9. Werewolf!AU 10. Zombie!AU 11. Barista!AU 12. Hooker!AU 13. Regency!AU 14. Prison!AU 15. College!AU 16. Slavery!AU 17. Pretend Couple!AU 18. Incest!AU 19. Canadian Shack!AU 20. Dub-con!AU 21. M-Preg!AU 22. Secret Siblings!AU 23. Band!AU 24. Mundane/Domestic!AU

[rdjnews]

According to the Italian steelbook edition of the film available on Amazon Italy, here are some of the special features that are going to be included on the Iron Man 3 Blu-ray disc:

Audio commentary

Marvel Short Film: Agent Carter

Iron Man 3 without mask

Analyze The Scene: The Attack on Air Force One 

Deleted and extended scenes

Gag reel

Thor: The Dark World exclusive look

These may or may not be the same exact special features that will be available in the US version of the Iron Man 3 DVD/Blu-ray.  

NOTE: The first two Iron Man films (released prior to Disney’s acquisition of Marvel Studios) had a chock-full of extras, including a one-hour-long “the making of” documentary. Based on currently available information, it remains to be seen whether this will have that.

[rdjnews]

(Source: Amazon Italy, Hi Def Ninja)

[mmtions]

‘Marvel Short Film: Agent Carter’ 

AGENT CARTER

AGENT CARTER

pleasepleaseplease

[maratini-deactivated20231027]

PEGGYPEGGYPEGGY

[theresaz]

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notpunyparker

halferofdusk

“Pleasure. I’m Pepper Potts.”

[notpunyparker]

"Ah." Peter blinked before giving the other a small smile. "Nice to um, meetcha- meet you. I'm Peter. Um, Peter Parker."

[notpunyparker]

  Slowing down did not seem like it was possible at the moment. Peter winced at his ramblings, because damn it. He did it again. Why did he always do that? The teenager slouched, took a few calming breaths, and traced some equations on the back of his palm. He didn’t have a pen, and it always helped him clear his head anyway, like how some kids doodled on their hands, sooo…

Shit. He actually heard that. Dr. Banner wasn’t supposed to hear that. Peter just wanted to get it out of his systems to shut himself up and- Shit. His posture slacked a bit more. “I read a lot of essays. I, uh, yeah.” Stupid. The teen mentally kicked himself, and god damn it! He was not going to act stupid! If he could punch Flash Thompson in the face, (and only succeed in bruising his own hand) he could not loose his cool around Dr. Banner! “And, uh, yeah. I actually have a blog about some of my favorites online.” Yes, he admitted to having a kinda fan site for science. No, he was not going to scream. “I’m not scientist, had to re-read it a few times, but I eventually got it. And, uh, Peter Parker?” That wasn’t supposed to be a question. Stop.

[intelligenceandanger-archiv-blog]

It always felt a little strange when Bruce was the most self-assured person in the room, and this time was no exception. The poor boy was practically vibrating in his seat, he was that worked up. Bruce was getting jumpy just watching him, as well as feeling more than a little sorry for him to boot. He’d been there, and this awkward falling over words and second-guessing was never fun. As such, he pretended not to notice that wince.

“Really?” The impressed note in Bruce’s voice however, was not feigned, his smile somewhere between genuinely pleased and surprised. ‘A lot of essays’ might not have sounded like much, but he knew the level of his own scientific papers, and most of them were far beyond the understanding of a teenager, even after re-reading. “That’s… actually pretty damn good. Don’t see many kids your age showing an interest.” Dammit. Was calling him a kid rude? Bruce wasn’t sure. That made him feel quite middle-aged, but he couldn’t really bring himself to care all that much. Peter Parker, as Shaky seemed to be actually called, was an interesting find. “Not yet, anyhow. You thinking of going into science, Peter - Can I call you Peter - or is it just a hobby?” May as well talk him out of his fit before calling security. A few minutes wasn’t going to hurt anyone.

[notpunyparker]

This was a dream come true. Actually, it felt a bit like a nightmare at the same time, what with his constant tongue tying, but he was sitting here, with Bruce Banner, and he was asking him about science thing and- Peter pressed his hands under his legs, lips pressed into a thin line. It wasn't like he wasn't making a fool of himself already. Couldn't he keep his composure for a while, even if it was just in his head? Christ.

"Uh, yeah. I mean, um, thanks." Breathe in, breath out. Calm yourself Parker. (But he was just complimented by Dr. Bruce Banner.) The teenager shifted on his seat, giving the scientist a smile he hoped wasn't too wobbley. "It's not so hard, really. Well, okay, some of them, a lot of them, are still over my head, but they're nice to read." Speaking of his blog he needed to update it, Dr. Pym had been interviewed in the latest Smithsonian issue and Peter hadn't commented on it yet. "Uh, yeah. Right. Um, I was thinking about it. Well, um, by thinking about it I mean that I'm planning on it. For uh, Genetics, my physics, engineering. Maybe all three." Or Chemistry. Maybe Biology. God, he didn't know.

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+notpunyparker

Hey there, I’m Gwen. Who’re you?

[notpunyparker]

And just when he thought he was alone. The teenager flinched, spinning around to greet the girl. "A- ah..." Peter gaped for a moment. "Hi. Um... I'm, ah," Sore. Tired. Paranoid. Confused. "Hi."

[itwasfunnyright-blog]

+ notpunyparker

+ vigilanteinred

“Either I’m going nuts or one of you kinda looks like me. Or not. As for you, mysterious other person, I have no idea of who you are.”

“So state your business, unless you’re the pizza guy - which means you’ll be dead veeeeeery soon.”

[notpunyparker]

"Not a pizza guy. Definitely not a pizza guy." God, who the hell was this guy? Well, besides Nuts.

"Look, um, dude." Sometimes in his gut told Peter he wouldn't be able to pull off a 'sir' with this guy. "I'm just trying to get out of the way." And to the next bus stop, but he didn't really need to know that.

[notpunyparker]

That… was new. Different. His mouth dropped open, and HOW exactly do you react to that answer. No one ever gives that kind of answers. Seriously, at least. Not so subtly, Peter took a tiny step back, frown plastered in place. “Um… Noooo… I’m pretty sure if my house had a sulfur leak or something, I’d, uh, know about it?” His house did use natural gas, but he’d have smelled it and just- “And, uh… I… don’t think so?” Maybe the guy was just crazy. Probably. Which still didn’t bode well for the teenager. “If I see any people sprouting horns and tails, I’ll be sure to find you…”

[iveneverhadtheoccasion-deactiva]

He just realized how ridiculous he sounded. Besides, the reactions on the guys face told him he did too. “I mean personal daemons…like…drinking…self harm…depression.” he said, covering his tracks up quickly. “Not…actual demons.” those would possess you, he thought.

[notpunyparker]

"Right..." Peter nodded and scratched at the creeping feeling zipping up his arm despite the sweat her wore. "Um... there' a place called rehab for some of those. Are you, some kinda doctor or something?" That... wouldn't explain a lot, but at least he could put a label on the man somehow.

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notpunyparker

Yo, chico. Need somethin’?

[notpunyparker]

"A direct to the nearest bus stop would be nice." How could he get lost? In his OWN city, no less.

[etxarcum-archive-deactivated201]

When you know you're losing an RP partner and you feel like it's your fault:

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[notpunyparker]

//all my muses are dying. I'll be prowling in omegle in the Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons, RotBTD, and Big Four tags. Anyone who wants a little chatty (probably long winded, knowing me, but I'll try to keep it short) rp, come on over to omegle! 

[vengerturtle-moved-deactivated2]

Robert Downey Jr. talks about Tony Stark and his suits.

[brittaniethekid]

IT’S CANON

[lindsxymxc-moved]

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

[rainyapparitions]

[scurgal-archive]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

[theshelbylife-blog-blog]

HOLY SHIT