cuz i wanna write m&m fics real bad

yes the rapper not the candy

[notslimbutshadytoo]

Ground rules and what u will and will not find in this particular Eminem x Reader account cuz i have strict rpf fanfiction policy

Okay so listen up i don't wanna be disrespectful because well i have one hell of an experience in rpf shit so that's what we're gonna do: I don't touch his traumatic life. I do not. I'm sorry you won't see here no fiction that's just y/n instead of kim's name, we honour her existence, and we also honour Hailie's, Laney's and Stevie's existence, which means the kids WILL appear and we're NOT gonna fuckin' replace them. You will also NOT see here no huge age difference because Hailie Jade is 29 years old woman and im not gonna give her dad no one who could theoretically be in the same class with her, jesus fuckin' christ. So no daddy bullshit happening here. I don't shame nobody, it's just not my cuppa tea.

What you WILL find tho: various fanfiction/posts about mm x reader, different eras, different situations, but everything beautiful, also so much sex and more and more sex and love, and of course drama but THEIR OWN DRAMA, not just Marshall's drama.

Okay i just needed this disclaimer. Peace ✌🏼

[plumthe3rd]

B-RABBIT

[upthach]

nov 2-10

[biggunsblazing]

Slimeminem and Dre

[notslimbutshadytoo]

Still thinking about pegging 2002 Marshall.....

But see, IT WOULD BE OUT OF CHARACTER.

Like, we KNOW that motherfucker would never let nobody touch his ass, he won't enjoy a strap-on up his rectum. We know. It's obvious. Even for me. YET, JESUS CHRIST HOW GOOD WOULD HE LOOK BENT OVER--

Im sorry my inner domme is talking and she's louder than I'll ever be

God knows i wanna peg his ass so bad. Im not okay. I need to finish that fic, it's getting huge. (No, no pegging in there. Just plain old missionary and edging.)

[notslimbutshadytoo]

Okay look. Ima say it once and never again (pun intended)

I need a beta reader who would read my Eminem x Reader, gimme a little pat-pat and say it's good and I'm doing well. Thanks..please dm me 🫶🏼

Little kissy kiss to get your attention, i know u like seeing boysss kiiissiiinnngggg

[notslimbutshadytoo]

Still searchiiiinnngggg

[notslimbutshadytoo]

Okay look. Ima say it once and never again (pun intended)

I need a beta reader who would read my Eminem x Reader, gimme a little pat-pat and say it's good and I'm doing well. Thanks..please dm me 🫶🏼

Little kissy kiss to get your attention, i know u like seeing boysss kiiissiiinnngggg

[notslimbutshadytoo]

Hey, heads up before i post anything here + update on the fanfiction im writing (just because i kinda wanna build an audience and scream together):

When i write Eminem x Reader, I'm gonna use YOU as MY character. You're one of my legal employees now. Ima shape you, not gonna name or describe you, but WILL choose everything else. You're my character. I hope you'll enjoy it. Now you have your own role. Watch that movie about you and M&M shagging.

P.S. I'm saying it because You have now extremely fuckin' detailed life, babygirl, like, I'M SHOW THEM YOUR WHOLE ASS FAMILY, YOUR CAT, YOUR BEST FRIEND, YOUR EVERYTHING

P.P.S. the work is now 3.5k words and he didn't even enter u, girl, u need that patience. The man is edging. Good for him, ig 🙏🏼

I just want a circle of my fellow Marshall Mathers enjoyers, man......

[notslimbutshadytoo]

If u write eminem x reader (also b rabbit x reader), can u give me a hell yeah? I need more of you to scratch that damned itch

[notslimbutshadytoo]

mic check one two

Uh.... Interact with this post if u wanna see some shmexy hot sensual eminem x reader fanfiction so i know how many of yall are still alive

u alive?

still here

already dead

Voting ended onJun 20, 2025

[notslimbutshadytoo]

Tell me if you wanna get tagged on my first work here

[notslimbutshadytoo]

mic check one two

Uh.... Interact with this post if u wanna see some shmexy hot sensual eminem x reader fanfiction so i know how many of yall are still alive

u alive?

still here

already dead

Voting ended onJun 20, 2025