Some Crappy tumblr blogger

(He/they) |Apple| Shit posts and das is :D

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

[notsocrappyapple]

protect queer art (me opening tumblr for the first time in 4 years)

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[tech--romancer]

Ive had this saved since last year

[notsocrappyapple]

April fool's :D

[torturelabyrinth]

Let’s go do fun outdoor winter activities and take vitamin d supplements and sign up for yoga class and go on antidepressants and buy a SAD lamp and stretch daily! Follow me everyone!! *slips on black ice and falls face first onto the ground and the snow piles up on my unmoving body*

[c3rvida3]

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

[mothocean]

[asphodelimago]

So there's a medication called hyaluronidase. It's used to make other medications absorb better, because it makes the cell wall more permeable.

One common usage is to make local anesthetic more effective during surgery, for instance. It's used in a number of injected medications.

Bee stings contain an enzyme very similar to this medication, so sometimes, people with bee allergies have an allergic reaction to hyaluronidase.

This is called cross-reactivity, where your body mistakes something for the thing it's actually allergic to, and has an allergic reaction anyway. For instance, sometimes people with latex allergies also are allergic to bananas and other fruits. They don't actually contain latex, but there are some similar proteins.

Apparently, hyraluronidase used in humans is derived from one of four sources: sheep testicles, cow testicles, cow testicles again, and GMO hamster ovaries.

tl;dr: They won't inject you with bees, but they might inject you with purified cow testicle juice, and your body might say 'eh, cow balls are BASICALLY bees' and try to kill you anyway.

[bearbellyblog]

The world is full of such beauty and wonder. Thank you for that sentence.

[godlikedyke]

this is so fucking wild to me I can’t stop laughing literally no wonder the perceived top shortage exists

[godlikedyke]

Grading and retries…?

[1nn32dem0n5]

a small kindness

every time i smoke a cigarette i throw the pack away violently so that the next time i want one it takes me forever to find it. even drunk me is watching out for me. but i always find it

[possessionisamyth]

If you live in the USA and you're pleading for donations to pay your rent, bills, or get food then dial 211! Please dial 211 before the last minute!

It's a toll free service with people who will help you find programs in your community to pay those bills, find food, and find housing! They will give you numbers to call so you can get help.

It is not 100% foolproof. Their job is to direct you to a program they believe will help your current issue, but it's still a step up from praying random strangers online will give you enough cash before a deadline! The added benefit of these community programs, which get funded by the local government most of the time, is if there are more people using them then they can get more money to help more people.

You're not taking resources from other people if you use your community services. Your taxes pay for them. Use them.

Dial 211 first to see if they can help, and if for some reason they can't, then make your donation posts!

https://www.211.org/

[echoing-st4rs]

They say kissing a clingy brown eyed boy might increase your lifespan ... ahem cough cough 👀

[powerfulwizard]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[justlittlefrogthings]

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

im sorry sir

[justlittlefrogthings]

Put Me Back Of Sleep

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason

[theoczone]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

I do not remember liking this, but clearly past me has good taste

[fangirltofangod]

I’m experiencing such joy thinking about how excited youd get when you hear the sound of hooves coming down your street - it’s the post!! It’s coming!!

Like an icecream truck response but for mail

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

“I do declare, I have me here a parcel for ya.”

[ukulelekatie]

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[prof-grace-aspen]

Look.

I have made you a chart. A very simple chart.

People say "You have to draw the line somewhere, and Biden has crossed it-" and my response is "Trump has crossed way more lines than Biden".

These categories are based off of actual policy enacted by both of these men while they were in office.

If the ONLY LINE YOU CARE ABOUT is line 12, you have an incredible amount of privilege, AND YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS. You obviously have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency, and you do not give a fuck if a ceasefire actually occurs. You are obviously fine if your queer, disabled, and marginalized loved ones are hurt. You clearly don't care about the status of American democracy, which Trump has openly stated he plans to destroy on day 1 he is in office.

[catboymistyquigley-deactivated2]

if you want to vote for a third party, what you are going to do is vote for biden in november 2024 and then as soon as that’s done, start trying to get ranked choice voting in your state

we will ALWAYS be a two party system until voting reform happens, and voting reform won’t happen if project 2025 happens.

suck it up and vote biden, then put the next four years to good use

[prof-grace-aspen]

^^^

[orbleglorb]

i wanted to show everyone my favorite tiktok

[orbleglorb]

the creator of this tiktok, zainah.mb, has many family members in palestine who have been martyred. at least 37, in fact. if you would like to help her out financially, she runs a hijab shop called modest behavior, and sells sister minnie merch. here's a link to her paypal as well.

as far as i know, she doesn't live in palestine, but she is palestinian. consider supporting her

[horny-hawke]

She also has an Instagram and has put a official go fund me that she wants people to help if they can.

Donate to Help Mohammed & His 16 Family Members, organized by Mohammed Ziara

Dear friends, my name is Mohammed Farid and I am from besieged Gaza. My family lo… Mohammed Ziara needs your support for Help Mohammed & His

[pollackpatrol]

Hello,🤗

could you please help by reblogging a post about my fundraising campaign to support my family ?

Find it in my pinned post🙏

Your assistance (donations or reblogging) would mean a lot.🙏🙏

Thanks You🌷❤️

Of course dear.

To anyone who has not seen it on my blog already, Ahmed, his wife, and three daughters are trying to raise €35,000 to escape Gaza. They currently have €15,712 of their goal--not even halfway. Please help by reblogging and/or donating!

Donate to Helping Ahmed's Family: Escaping War to a New Life, organized by Abdallah Alanqar

Hello,, I'm Abdallah Alanqar, originally from Palestine but cu… Abdallah Alanqar needs your support for Helping Ahmed's Family: Escaping

[pollackpatrol]

They're currently at €16,212! They only need €1,288 to reach their halfway point!

[pollackpatrol]

€16,720/€35,000

Please please please they only need €780 before they're halfway!

[pollackpatrol]

€16,910/€35,00 raised--please donate, or reblog if you can't! Can we get to €17,500 by the end of the day?