I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite
he was biting the sour patch kids?
Yeah that's how you eat them
i stick them in my mouth whole. am i the weird one or is the victorian kid the weird one? about the biting, not the cocaine. i do that part too.
Do you. At least chew them
yeah i do chew them i just dont feel a need to take a bite out of something that's already bite-sized, yknow? it's like taking a bite out of a skittle, to me. could definitely just be me though
oy where do i get more of these nectar-sweet bastards what are colored like precious stones
fuck OFF thomas
He was biting them because he’s so much littler than you. Look at him. He can’t get a whole one in his mouth. You could lose him down a drain. When you put him up a chimney, even a small chimney, you probably have to give him directions like he’s on the Swindon magic roundabout. SECOND LEFT AT THE NEXT BRICK, Thomas. NO, OTHER BRICK. NO, THE OTHER LEFT.
You shouldn’t salt your sour patch kids btw it’s bad for you
Thank you for that important addendum. Putting cocaine on them is fine though, right?
Yeah yeah I’m not his mum
