High Expectations and Low Morals.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[deconsecration-deactivated20170]

i’m a good person i don’t deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual

[thestateonmtv]

Being gay at ur parents house is like I’m not gay but I am but like it’s subtext

[whitepeopletwitter]

[themoufofthesouth]

[rottenbutrecovering]

not to toot me own horn but the fact that i didn’t kill myself in the 2010s? big dick energy idk how i pulled that one off

[rexium-deactivated20181204]

what is your coming out story?

I was gay. And then I told people I was gay.

[elchicobasico]

[weaver-z]

My girlfriend: Treat me like a princess :)

Me, tears in my eyes, hauling the guillotine out of storage: I’m sorry, honey, but for the good of my comrades and country, a monarchy cannot stand

[actionables]

and for my next trick, I will turn into an insecure adult who’s not sure where their life is going anymore

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

Local Dumbasss Knew What They Were Getting Themselves Into and Did It Anyways

[nightwingsss-deactivated2020051]

My name’s Nightwing! I may not be the gent you were expecting, but let me assure you, like him, I’m the stuff of nightmares. So don’t get stupid! If you play it cool, you may walk away from here with all your teeth.

[toastbutteregg]

[valleyhowler]

Is it "Happy Impeachment" or "Merry Impeachment"? I don't wanna offend anyone.

[ouroborealis-charnivore]

treasons greetings

[treygotguap]

[post--grad]

i hate having to like…………….. articulate my ideas

[disenfranchisedchads]

Why can’t people just understand my general energy?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kaarchin]

When you start opening up to people

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

when you go to therapy