in the future the world is dark and scarry

[nicoleshpep]

Me and my mutuals

[sheherlockholmes]

girl a cold glass of milk will have me gulping and moaning like an expensive victorian whore

[sheherlockholmes]

i didnt say that.

[imissbrittanymurphy]

My 20s are just something that happens to me. I’m not involved

[skunkes]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[animatedtext]

requested by yay-depression

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sloppystyle]

I could be doing absolutely anything and the Ludacris proximity sadness meter will invade my mind

[sloppystyle]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[roxylalonde]

shes fat

[rubykgrant]

[sapropel]

Who is Joji. Who is Dream. Who is MrBeast. Who is Try Guys. Who are any of these people. Where are you finding them????

[mtfoss]

I have bad news for you

[sapropel]

What's the bad news

[mtfoss]

[argumate]

oh god I’m gonna cum! but first a message from our sponsors who made this possible,

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

[memeuplift]

[catgirl-kaiju]

What if we logged into tumblr one day, and some of us just had blue verification checkmarks next to our urls but nobody knew why and staff was completely silent on the subject

[grinchwrapsupreme]

[greelin]

every day i understand this more and more

[whitepeopletwitter]

Being a Batman villain ain’t easy

[kineticpenguin]

So I looked up the article and IndieWire basically pulled that out of their ass

But “I was wired from acting like a weirdo all day” doesn’t have that “zomg acting as a Batman villain turns you into a Heath Ledger wreck” zing to it