Random shit said while playing Skyrim Sentence Starters
“This is not a good time to be questioning my sexuality.”
“I wanna go drag racing on a dragon.”
“Who the fuck carries baked potatoes in their pockets?”
“I like the sounds they make when they die.”
“I accidentally stole a cabbage and ended up murdering the entire village.”
“Hold still so I can strip you.”
“I just came here to sell stuff and ended up as a demon worshipper.”
“It’s not murder if no one liked him.”
“I can carry as many fucking brooms as I want.”
“Why the fuck would I buy it when I could kill you and get it for free?"
“I’m a professional douchebag.”
“I didn’t kill that many people, calm down."
"Nothing a few hundred cheese wheels can’t fix.”
“Drinking that seemed like a good idea at first.”
“Since when does a wolf need jewelry?”
“All aboard the carnage express.”
“I paid you 500 gold that I could’ve spent on drugs. Now shut up and start carrying all my shit.”
“Nah, it’s okay. I’ll just wait here for eighteen hours.”
“I don’t know what happened, I just came home and everyone was dead.”
“I brought your dumb necklace, can I marry you now?”
“I have an entire barrel where I keep all my drugs.”
“I think that spider just spit LSD at me.”
“Hey you I like your- OH GOD IT’S A CAT MAN”
“Your voice is so pretty. Like a cat in labor.”
“Don’t worry, I have a plan; you go in and take the fireballs for me, and I’ll hit him with arrows from behind this rock.”
“I wouldn’t have died if you were a better meatshield.”
“How the fuck does a saber cat get into your house!?”
“I found it on your desk and it’s mine now.”
“No, it’s not stealing. You didn’t see me take it.”
“Is there a spell that can turn people into chickens?”
“He moved in front of my shot. He had to learn his lesson.”
“Who says violence doesn’t solve problems?”
“I’d like to sleep in a bed that isn’t made of fucking cow fur and straw for once, please.”
“Don’t ask questions, but I need you to buy two hundred bottles of mead from me now.”
“I wonder what getting poisoned feels like. I hear you vomit, then your insides start burning, and then you, like, die.”
“He’s busy skewering people and I’m over here slowly roasting people to death.”
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