Jess

36, From Metro Atlanta, Bland and Basic, but that's ok Anybody want to be friends on Pokemon Go?

[bebemoon]

carol kane in "valentino" (1977) .

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

it's my earnestly held belief that every human person holds within them an invisible timer that counts up from the last time they stuck their feet in a body of water and the higher that number gets the more sludge builds up in their brain and in their heart

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[theinternetisaweboflies]

Embroidery Hoop/Doily Spiderwebs

[pagesofchaos]

[grooveland]

[lolmemez]

True neutral crew. 🔖

[sassygwaine]

ugh people really want to gloss over / deny / rewrite how fucking messy life is

even the good shit!!! especially the good shit. baking with a child for the first time, stomping in mud puddles, playing with a dog, gardening, sex, getting so into a project you have paint/thread/ink/glue in places you didn’t realize you’d even set on the table in your concentration

the name of the game now is to trade chaos for order, sanitize environments in the name of calmness and balance. instead of learning lessons like too much visual noise can be distracting, so limit what you have to what you really love, we are told all clutter and color and “junk” must be hidden away at all times

we are not meant to be calm and orderly every fucking moment of our lives, we are human beings, we are messy by nature

there is a beauty in minimalism, but it is not everyone’s ideal, and this is not a post about taste.

this stance that it is psychologically superior as a design/lifestyle is false and tiring

[thatdisasterauthor]

I only started to actually enjoy cooking when I stopped caring how many dishes I got dirty in the process. So what if I use half the stuff I own? I've got tasty pork and poblano burritos now.

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[happyheidi]

𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

[chasemisprintedlies]

[cannibalchicken]

[were--ralph]

Whether you like it or not you are now enjoying a bowl of Frenched Fries. What is your condiment of choice?

None (no salt)

None (seasoned)

Ketchup

Mustard

BBQ Sauce

Mayonnaise

Gravy

Cheese

Steak Sauce

Other (comment)

Voting ended onSep 20, 2023

[maybuds]

Your attention didn’t collapse. It was stolen by Johann Hari

[year-of-the-terf-deactivated202]

let me tell you, i could barely make it through this paragraph, but this shit is important

[starry-stitch]

Another part of the article that really grabbed me:

“At the moment it’s as though we are all having itching powder poured over us all day, and the people pouring the powder are saying: ‘You might want to learn to meditate. Then you wouldn’t scratch so much.’”

[teaboot]

This post is about why you're scrolling past

[suigintou]

it must be said the ancient greeks got a little funny with it

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Parry this, you filthy Macedonian.

[puddleduckswellies]

its funky jumper season x