Adaptive Lux

| Timid Femme | | 19 y/o Aries | Enjoy! :)

[claywoman]

my skin: i’m literally……… dying pls drink water, eat better, use some product,,, sleep decent hours……… 

me:

[tastefullyoffensive]

This works for me. (via chapmanchapman)

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[10oclockdot]

My contribution to the internet’s go-for-broke project of converting all philosophy into Trolley Problem Memes.

(BTW, the official Facebook page is in the process of posting some of these: here’s Ship of Theseus, Buridan’s Ass, Sorites, China Brain, plus more to come…)

(Extra info on what I was going for in the Newcomb, Simone Weil (click “Didn’t Get the Joke?”), “Innocent Murder”, and Smullyan problems. The rest can be easily Googled.)

[lifeisamazingblog-deactivated20]

Owner sees her quadriplegic dog walk for the first time after surgery

[otherlifelessons-deactivated201]

My heart

[miss-south-deactivated20151020]

I’m not crying

[carryonsav-deactivated20150701]

God dammit it’s too early to cry. He like “mom! Look what I can do!”

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

“this chick” is barack obama 

[unclefather]

[davereed]

Why is this so funny??

[tiktokarchive]

"Babe smell that? There's nothing in there. Babe smell that one. It's tape. Smell that one! Babe! Babe, smell this one? Babe smell that one..."

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

How long was she standing there smelling candles?

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

*gets home* *breaks knuckles* time to shit myself to sleep again bohs

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wait no its cracks knuckles

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wait no its cry myself to sleep

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

dont reblog this stop it

[punikitty]

minecrafts a horror game if ur pussy enough

[crying-elf-lass-deactivated2020]

Actually, there is nothing “pussy” about being scared of Minecraft, and the game actually offers a really good horror atmosphere. The idea that you are alone in an inherently hostile and alien world where there is nothing similar to you at all, is something that plenty of horror games uses.  All you need is some good horror music, which Minecraft offers with disk 13, and you have a good and scary game.  The idea that only blood and gore is needed for horror is a very basic idea of what horror is. The atmosphere is much more important to horror, and Minecraft actually has a great horror atmosphere.

You know what I am gonna add on to this. Facts that make Minecraft scary The villagers look nothing like you, yet the zombies do. What are the zombies, for they cannot be dead villagers? Scary

The Endermen being eldritch abominations that just travel around collecting blocks for some unknown purpose, becoming hostile should you look in their eyes. Scary

Literally having a hell that you can travel to, where you can harvest the souls of the dead in a convenient block form. Scary Traveling too far until you reach the edge of the world where reality breaks down and nothing makes sense. Scary

The darkness being a source of creatures that serve no purpose but to do one thing and one thing only, and that is to kill. Scary

The idea that the only thing keeping you safe is light and that no matter where you are if it is dark they will get you. Scary

The idea that there is not a single living creature like you in the vastness of this world, and that you are ultimately alone. Scary.

[teenscoolest]

cant stop laughingg😂😂

[ampervadasz]

Potyakaja

[corgisandboobs]

The lorgest boi.

[alternativeblkgal]

SON WHAT THE FUCK

[thatidomagirl]

^^^^

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

This is a literal sea lion

[catchymemes]

“My wife was tired of our dog sleeping in our bed at night. So i decided to build him his own house.“

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[it-mii]

If this ain’t me

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[weloveshortvideos]

british summer is here.

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”

[psshaw]

ASMR. Rain AND instant cosmic punishment.

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

BBC Two: The only message you need for #International WomensDay!

[moon-of-the-summerclan]

OMG, this is to funny

[loppytaffy]

I cannot stress enough how good Mash Report is