came back wrong™️

everything is queued they/them bona fide adult

[hgedits]

Grace, how much astrophage you need, question? Two million kilograms. I can give. I go home six years slower. Rocky watched crew die. Could not fix. Grace say Grace will die. Rocky fix.

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[ryebreadgf]

[pvrrhadve]

you've met me at a very wild animal caught in a bear trap gnawing off its own leg time in my life

[urists]

Ingrid: I am worried about the safety of young scions. I would like to find someone who I want to keep safe. It is important to me to defend a family I choose. I have many productive lands and I find your face and body attractive. Julien: I hear you, but I have a revenge quest, so I need to go somewhere dangerous and I would feel bad about getting you involved.

Ingrid, talented magical practitioner, fully capable of growing nine feet tall and summoning a battleaxe, and from a family with a reputation for overwhelming force: I am worried about the safety of young scions -

[goodblunt]

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

[lone-pylon]

hey, you, you're finally awake

[emilybeemartin]

A pick-me-up for @scyllas-revenge (and a manuscript break for me). At some point in 2024 there was discourse about Boromir being a girl dad after the war, and I sketched this up but never posted it.

[autoenucleate]

ROLLER DERBY KISSES, Acrylic on MDF and leather, Riikka Hyvönen

[deathonthebeach]

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

[positivelyqueer]

You've gotta have good biodiversity in your reasons for not killing yourself. Rotate them out like crops when the yield gets low and the soil poor. We're mixing our metaphors. Whatever helps it stick.

You like warm blankets. You like the sound of birdsong. You have a pet that needs taking care of. You have someone to outlive. You have a loved one. You think death would be boring. It's coming for you anyway. Death is patient. When was the last time you had cake? Your favourite musician is going on tour. Or maybe just a halfway decent band at your local bar. You've never seen an elephant. Isn't it amazing that the sky is blue? Aging is a gift not afforded to most. Don't let the bastard grind you down. You can't mend any suffering in the world with your death. You want to see if you can grow herbs on your windowsill. Killing yourself seems like so much effort. What does tiramisu taste like? You're trying to be curious. You're angry and spiteful. What you want more than to die is to rest. This sandwich is so good you don't want to die. Not so long as there are plums to eat and somebody, anybody who gives enough of a damn to haul them to you. A stranger on the internet is holding their hand out and asking.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

[goflowolfog]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

this can't keep happening

[sugarcoatednightshade]

[johannestevans]

Also, consider. A magical version of the bends. Whenever someone from a non- or low-magical land has to go into a very magic rich forest or land or dimension, having to take breaks to let their bodies adjust to the new magic exposure or else their blood will boil in their veins or they'll Transform

[wormtoxin]

actually the bends only kicks in when you try to LEAVE the high pressure area. or in this case, magic rich area?

Getting deeper and deeper into feywilds and knowing that however deep you get, it’s gonna take twice as long to escape without magic tearing its way out of you

[nightwing-official]

"we all want something that will last forever. but what we get is love." is a statement so profound that you would expect it to come from devin grayson's nightwing (1996) and it does come from devin grayson's nightwing (1996)

[redstonedust]

reformed villain who hasnt quite figured out how to make completely ethical inventions so they keep coming to the good guys like "good news everyone! i've figured out how to solve climate change. all i need is a few blood sacrifices and the tears of 2-300 children." and everyones like okay man we're glad that youre trying but maybe back to the drawing board on that one

[sunshinevettel]

How does all this make you feel?

[qqchurch]