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[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

I'm not transphobic but there's no way the transgendered peter parker headcanon would work in the way of physical appearance, there's no way a trans guy could every achieve the muscles that are required of Spider-Man or any superhero. I'm not transphobic, but you trans guys will always have feminine builds and it isn't realistic for you to say that transgenders could look like buff superheroes or even just strong men. Sorry.

okay putting aside the fact that you are blatantly transphobic despite how much you say “i’m not transphobic” and also putting aside the fact that while peter parker does develop muscle definition he is still known for being very small and lean even after being bitten by the spider, let’s just take a look at some trans guys who will never be able to have the physique of superheroes or of strong men in general:

and that’s just a few of the many trans guys in this world, some of which are fat, or skinny, or curvy, or muscular as fuck – you know, like any other human being. can cis people stop acting like they know shit about what trans people look like.

[croptopcrowley]

DUDE, THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKIN HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA. THE FACT THAT YOU FULL ON SHUT THIS GUY DOWN IS PHENOMENAL.

(I also knew Matt Miller in middle school and high school. He’s a great guy.)

[haught0pocket]

All of these men are like … a thousand times more attractive than any man I know.

Time for a cold shower……

[this-crazy-brit]

A radioactive spider is believable….. but not a trans man playing the hero.

[gaetanm0liere]

“Transgendered”

[paxamericana]

[bonrealprophecies-deactivated20]

Lmao

[blaqheart-deactivated20180818]

i hate this so much lol

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Must be fucking nice

[trapcard]

So ole girl got a free job a free house and then was like “see it’s not that hard!” i’m crying

[rhydonmyhardon]

people with / access to wealth are so disconnected lmfao

[carrionthrash-deactivated201904]

i think people think the danger with men lies in stereotypical signifiers of masculinity and not with men themselves and the power they hold. like people’s image of dangerous men is always “big tough guy with hugs muscles who hates books and loves WWE and trucks” but like, those are all harmless things that happen to correlate with our culture’s concepts of masculinity.

the thing that makes men dangerous as a social class is the structural power they hold and their ability and willingness to harm women due to that structural power. that’s something that’s true about men regardless of how much they distance themselves from cultural masculinity.

[carrionthrash-deactivated201904]

this is the same type of thinking that lead to the whole “butch privilege” shitshow - people with a tacky liberal buzzfeed 101 grasp on gender politics think that male power is linked to cultural masculinity rather than maleness itself. by this line of thinking, anyone who wears muscle shirts REGARDLESS of if they’re a woman or not has some version of “make privilege”, which is fucking hysterically off the mark.

this type of thinking also leads to letting men off the hook, both in terms of their relationships with themselves and their relationship with others. they can tell themselves they aren’t dangerous because they’re sensitive and read poetry or whatever, and that belief will transfer into their interpersonal relationships because of this pervasive misconstrued idea of what the problem actually is.

it isn’t a stretch once you realize this to understand why so many male predators aren’t “the ones you would expect” - it’s the same reason people who rob banks don’t walk abound with AK-47s and ski masks on in their daily life. abusers will take advantage of anything that helps them get closer to their victims or appear nonthreatening, and that obviously extends to the way they present themselves to others.

[bot]

[cecaeliawitch]

I firmly believe that unless the couple has discussed and agreed to marriage ahead of time, nobody has any business making a surprise public proposal.

[cisnowflake]

Okay except some people want a surprise public proposal. 

[boreragnarok]

Girl my husband took me to Spain and gave me a kinder egg on the beach, the ring was inside the capsule (Lord knows how he did that) if any feminist tried to take that away from me I may cut a bitch. Best surprise of my life.

[cecaeliawitch]

I wish people were capable of analyzing larger social trends and figuring that a significant number of women end up getting pressured into engagements or marriages they don’t want bc the audience that comes along with a public proposal will think she’s a bitch if she says no - instead of thinking “i liked it when it happened to me, therefore it could never turn out badly for anyone, not ever!!!!”

[rifa]

I think what people are misunderstanding here is that agreeing to marriage ahead of time doesn’t need to be like, asking permission to propose? I surprised my now spouse with a proposal in Disneyland but before that we had several conversations about the future of our relationship, future plans for our retirements and how we’d have to get married eventually for immigration purposes. I didn’t go to her and say “so would you say yeah if I proposed?” or hash out deets ahead of time, but we had enough of a mutual understanding and communicated desire to get married that, although it was a surprise for when and how I proposed, it wasn’t out of left field at all.

This is exactly like conversations about consent, people get up in arms thinking that it means you have to have contracts and serious sit down conversations before doing anything when its REALLY EASY to simply COMMUNICATE with your partner so things like this are done properly, yeesh

[thorvaenn]

“proposal can be a surprise, engagement shouldn’t be“ - saw that somewhere, thought it was the most accurate

[durendoll]

it’s important to master blood magic and necromancy, so you can make use of the whole body

[durendoll]

environmentally sustainable black magic

[sparrow-va]

Remember, Necromancy is really just Advanced Recycling

[seasonofgoodbye]

reduce -> reuse -> reanimate

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

[damionaerynstarr]

Let’s not forget: - Deadpool knows sign language - Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can - Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before - Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm - Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable - Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times - Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving - Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” - Deadpool bought diapers for Hope - Deadpool has a dog - Deadpool didn’t become like his dad - Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds 

[pilgrimkitty]

- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time 

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” - Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.

[thetimelordwizard]

[youmadsaboutit]

Also

- Deadpool is just freaking amazing

[striderepiphany]

おやおやおや?

You can now buy this as a sticker! Here’s a link: https://www.redbubble.com/people/striderepiphany/works/28175193-dimple-sticker?asc=u

[bagrijana]

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[his-shining-tears]

Let me in!!

[asexystanley-blog]

me

[asexystanley-blog]

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[eddiesrichie]

Finn: who are you

Finn: I’m you but fuck you

[arandomguy163]

Its like the 80’s all over again, a remorseless madwoman runs the UK, a maniacal bastard runs the US, the world’s on the brink of nuclear war and all I want to do is listen to synthpop

[berlynn-wohl]

star wars, ghostbusters, and mad max all pass the bechdel test now tho

[ismenetruth]

that helps with the deja vu but tragically not the crushing fear of nuclear apocalypse

[berlynn-wohl]

try the synthpop again

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[richie-hoezier85]

[withvaldezindisneyland]

no offence but generation Z kids are a thousand times funnier than us depressed millennials 

[fozmeadows]

So, continuing my recent run of apocalypse nightmares, last night’s dream featured:

- drone assassination

- medical torture of a witness to drone assassination

- running from rapists

- a country on fire

- trains exploding while I was on them

- trying to escape gun-wielding attackers on horseback, while protecting someone else’s newborn twins, who I was carrying in a rucksack

- famine and fights over water

All these events were kicked off by the creation of a massive cathedral which was designed to self-destruct, not with explosives, but through something my dream-brain called “echoic resonance.” It was built on a hill near the sea, on top of some sort of natural gas reservoir, with a pump inside to draw the gas up into the surrounding earth as well as into the building. The whole thing was built to magnify sound and echoes, and was set off when someone set a self-propelled baton ricocheting between doors. The escalating sound-waves this created combined with the rising gas to make something that was half earthquake, half chemical explosion. Plants were expelled from the ground, which was rendered toxic; whole crops were ruined. 

(Science side of tumblr: If anything like this is actually scientifically possible, I’d be really interested to hear it: in the dream, I kept thinking at a background level about how soldiers need to break up their marching when going over a bridge so it doesn’t collapse, plus a video I saw recently of air being pumped beneath sand to make it act like a liquid.) 

Everyone present at the site’s opening was meant to die - the cathedral was built by a foreign power on another country’s land, ostensibly as a good-will gift, so that their first act of war would be mistaken for a natural disaster. Instead, I escaped and was chased by a drone that eventually caught and killed me at sea, at which point my POV jumped from the dead man’s to that of the woman who rescued me. (I often have complete identity changes in dreams.) The woman heard the drone give an automated readout about the man’s death, which is why she was subsequently tortured - and then the dream went on from there. There was a whole lot more stuff, obviously - there was a thing about communications being down, having to force a journalist on one of the exploding trains to take video of everything burning outside and post the grainy footage online - but I think you get the idea.

This is not the weirdest dream I’ve had lately. It’s one of the more overtly violent ones, but even so, my subconscious seems pretty fucking convinced that I need prepping for apocalypse scenarios these days. I WONDER WHY THAT COULD BE.  

[brittany-murphy]

when you’ve been around straight people for too long and you need some gayness

[eternal-starry]