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welcome fans xoxo

[walterwhitemediocrity]

[yassmines]

MIND

[snyggvur]

this obliterated every single negative aspect of my entire life wow

[arroz-con-yolo]

this is so pure and stupid lmaooo

[theweirdwideweb]

Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.

[radmenace]

including when they’re in their teens

[theunwomen]

[meanplastic]

[onedannyboy]

Choose people that choose you. The end.

[tanthesuperman]

Preferred place for guys to cum?

To his senses

[meanplastic]

[infintent-deactivated20160221]

[klefable]

a moment of silence for all the internet friends who you lost track of years ago and still think about sometimes 

[ghosttownusa]

NickJonas7 on club penguin, if you’re out there…

[pettycentral]

[brujeriasssssss-deactivated2019]

[upamilion]

do not disturb isn’t just a phone setting, i rly b living my life like that. leave my ass alone.

[waynecoyne]

[crumbier]

is that what kims up to these days

[lizziemcganja-deactivated201410]

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

[oomshi]

[szuddenly]

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

[tooiconic]

wow this is a fucking mood

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[gnarly]

WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR CHARGER AND YOUR PHONE DIES