Not Your Uncle Ben

Ohio college student who is figuring out my life same as you. Future zookeeper and animal rehab specialist.

[bromofratguy]

Fuckkkkkkkkk. 🤤🤤🤤

What a good little pig.

[rumbleminz-n-campfires]

(via kindnessissexy7, kindnessissexy7, ultra-kymecs)

[notyouruncleben]

(via rumbleminz-n-campfires)

[gretchensinister]

Giving someone six geese (a-laying, and thus in full protect-the-nest mode), much less SEVEN SWANS, does not seem to me, to be, per se, an act of true love

[murakel]

[hillwilliesnrednex]

[noyesnoyesyesno]

before and after leg pump

[notyouruncleben]

She’s back bitches!!!!

[noyesnoyesyesno]

welcome to the gun show

[noyesnoyesyesno]

[im-fckn-cook]

Dan back on Tumblr? Y’all the Corona must be real.

[deejay]

This made my day.

[running-batty]

It’s that time of year to say no to the Salvation Army.

Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her.

Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street for having an LGBT child.

Never forget they tell non Christian families that unless they convert they will not help them.

Never forget that the Salvation Army is bigoted and hateful, many of the bell ringers routinely heckle and harass LGBT couples.

[ftwobr2000]

Annual reblog.

[cosmomage]

In case you’re worried about being rude by ignoring the bell ringers. 

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

My life hasn’t been what you probably think it has. We all have our struggles. Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) dir. Patty Jenkins

[babyanimalsdaily-blog]

[fieldbears]

the sequel we never heard about but desperately needed

[thechanelmuse]

[moeeskeekin]

Literally the best post I’ve ever seen

[kofukune]

@wolfthedragon

[memeuplift]

[badkidgorgug]

BIG BOY

[dr-gloom]

PUPPER

[eversoslightlybitter]

87.5% wolf

Guys, that’s just a fucking wolf.

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

But he’s 100% baby

[diddymack]

White people are shaming a layperson who couldn’t adequately for a wolf.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[chrisevansedits]

There are these memes of you in acrylic nails that are going around… Have you seen these?

[catchymemes]

[cake-warrior]

“billy bookcase”

[meladoodle]

It’s the greatest video I’ve ever filmed

[gingersofficial]

I was so confused for a second but this is so cute

[eloise-t-g]

fyi these are two new zealand actors/comedians/tv personalities, and they ALWAYS get mistaken for each other. so they decided to shoot a video together to prove to the general public that they are two separate individuals. this is the incredible video they came up with and i love it