Unlucky Virgo

gay

[ewaneneollav]

a President makes a new law that anyone shorter than him gets executed but he accidentally makes it an amendment to the constitution so it applies to future presidents too, in the next elections theres a frenzy of people voting for the shortest president so they dont die and this is how they end up electing a 3 foot tall man named Pinwheel Patrick who goes on to become the most tyrannical dictator the world has ever seen

[ewaneneollav]

a President makes a new law that anyone shorter than him gets executed but he accidentally makes it an amendment to the constitution so it applies to future presidents too, in the next elections theres a frenzy of people voting for the shortest president so they dont die and this is how they end up electing a 3 foot tall man named Pinwheel Patrick who goes on to become the most tyrannical dictator the world has ever seen

[snerterburch]

[driftingshark]

You’re a sunflower, I think your love would be too much 🌺

[daloy-politsey-deactivated20171]

Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

[thelordfool]

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

[swanboulet]

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

[iwonthepageant]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

THIS ISNT EVEN HYPERBOLE THEY LITERALLY MINE BITCOIN ON YOUR PC AND PAY YOU IN SHIT KEYBOARDS

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

THIRTY FIVE PENCE PER DAY

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

£74 A MONTH TO EARN 35P A DAY!

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

Razer: let us mine crypto on your PC for ourselves :)

This fucking idiot at PC Gamer: pretty sweet deal if you like wasting money on electricity AND glowy lights!

[probioticmilk-remade-deactivate]

if ur tiefling is straight u read the players guide wrong

[nova-lucea]

you know the science in an article is dubious when it cites a fucking Facebook group

[sapphic-giraffic]

The Case Against Spiro

Friend of mine on fb just shared this. Tw for outdated language in the article. I’ve heard stories and had my own suspicions, but seeing it all laid out like this is pretty compelling.

The Case Against Spironolactone

“Not only is there evidence that Spiro may be interfering with the primary goal of HRT, but Spiro may be directly responsible for patient

Apparently, Spiro may be the reason I’m still depressed, easily fatigued and confused, and have a potbelly despite having lost weight everywhere else. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I have been on 200 mg for several years and I experience many of the listed side-effects.

Thankfully, there are alternatives, but until additional research is done, Spiro will continue to be pushed by many.

Unfortunately, with the new filtering bs going on, we can’t rely on tags for information like this to spread. If you have any trans woman followers, please share, and I encourage you to share this through other channels and platforms.

[nova-lucea]

This article isn't a reliable source y'all stop reblogging it

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[marcy-the-martian]

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

[squeakitties]

ALERT TO ALL ANTHRO ARTISTS

the tag “fur-ry” (minus the dash) is among those in the site-side blacklist, and is why so much artwork and so many blogs are suddenly invisible from the search.

provided this isn’t a temporary measure, i strongly advise to remove the “fur-ry” tag and use stand-in tags such as “anthro” and “kemono”, since neither are affected. 

the New Xkit extension “Tag Replacer” is an easy way to swap your tags over, and you can change it back if this issue gets resolved!

[lishjer]

[highlyspecificsigns]

the signs as horrific fates that have befallen the Swedish Gävle Goat

(Required reading. The goat goes up today. Given what happened last year, by the time this post goes up the goat may well have been destroyed. As a Capricorn this is obviously an issue near and dear to my heart.)

ARIES: 2015: A 26-year-old man was arrested fleeing the scene of the burning goat with a singed face, smelling of gasoline, and holding a lighter in his hand. Under questioning, he admitted to committing the offense, adding that he was drunk at the time and that in retrospect, it was an “extremely bad idea”. TAURUS: 2008: The goat, which burned, was not treated with flame repellent (Anna Östman, spokesperson of the goat committee, said the repellent made it look ugly in the previous years, like a brown terrier).  GEMINI: 1988: Gamblers were for the first time able to gamble on the fate of the goat with English bookmakers. Given that the goat survived this year after being destroyed for 17 of the last 20 years, gamblers probably got screwed over. CANCER: 1998: The goat caught fire again, during a heavy blizzard. LEO: 1976: A student drove a souped-up Volvo at the goat’s rear legs. VIRGO: 2001: On December 23, a 51-year-old American artist, Lawrence Jones, was apprehended, lighter in hand, as he watched the goat burn. He told police he had been misled by Swedish friends, who insisted torching the straw goat was a perfectly legal Swedish tradition. LIBRA: 2015: Iceland builds its own goat in front of an IKEA. Due to faulty wiring in its Christmas lights, it self-immolates. SCORPIO: 1968: The goat survived–good news for the couple that had sex inside its body.  SAGITTARIUS: 2009: Hackers DoSed the webcam monitoring the goat, immediately before setting the goat on fire. CAPRICORN: 2010: Though the goat survived, on 17 December, a Swedish news site reported that one of the guards tasked with protecting the Southern Merchants’ goat had been offered 50,000 kronor ($7,350) to leave his post so that the goat could be stolen via helicopter and transported to Stockholm. AQUARIUS: 2005: Burnt by unknown vandals reportedly dressed as Santa and the gingerbread man, by shooting a flaming arrow at the goat. PISCES: 1997: The goat survives, but is hit by fireworks.

[charlesoberonn]

Muggle World: We’re sorry, Harry, you won’t get to compete in the contest. There must’ve been a glitch in our systems. You weren’t supposed to be in the draw at all, you’re too young.

Wizard World: Send this child to the death games! The goblet has spoken!

[babyboicthulhu]

the Wizard World is a lawless hellscape

[bittersweetbonbon]

bizarre neurodivergence things

Nesting

Hoarding things

Taking things apart

Wandering

Shitty memory

Needing pressure on your body to sleep

[authenticautistic]

“why are you inside the blanket”

“you don’t need that many ????”

*takes pens apart constantly*

“so you mean to tell me you go to town to walk around the shops and that’s it?”

*in a familiar area* “where to ____” “idk sorry”

*tries to balance weighted lap pad on my shoulder as I sleep*

[no-spoons-given-deactivated2018]

Fucking mood

[glittercontusion]

We’re all just confused, vaguely nomadic dragons

[sludgecoffee]

I support this theory!

[allllltheautism]

Reblog if you’re a confused, vaguely nomadic dragon, too

[friisans]

sorry ralsei

boneus ver:

Keep reading

[tennesseewilliamshakespeare]

OP: hey fandoms have kids in them so maybe be mindful of how you interact with them? Also according to the FBI drawing underage porn is literally a felony

Every single reblog, inevitably: oh I get it you think adult women aren’t allowed to have hobbies besides crocheting well guess what you’re just a stupid sexist kid