graveyard shift

li | 26 | he/him | multifandom blog

[rocketbirdie]

shooting her shot

[stele3]

Cloud Strife is truly The Character of all time. He’s a government-trained killing machine. He’s a cross-dressing babygirl. He’s a jaded mercenary who never turns down a job because he likes helping people. He’s an amnesic ecoterrorist who’s killed hundreds of people in order to save the planet from capitalism. He was the only child of a single mom and he’s been miserably in love with the girl next door his whole life. The first time he saw her in a swimsuit he forgot how to talk for ten full seconds. He has the personalities of at least three different people stuffed into his head, and two of them are trying to kill each other (Zack just wants everyone to get along). He’s the result of a mad scientist’s experiment that implanted the cells of a genocidal alien in his body. The son of that genocidal alien is psychosexually obsessed with him. So is the local pimp. His eyes glow because of all the radiation exposure, and half the people he meets are like, “Oof, you’re gonna die young, kid.” He’s a 5’7” short king. He’s a puppet built to bring about the apocalypse. He’s even autistic.

[velvetys]

The characters never stopped once to look at how beautiful the desert is in the breaking bad universe maybe if they did they would stop being evil

[nobody-knose--archive]

that one friend who’s always cold: i’m cold

that one friend who can see ghosts: which is weird because you’re not even being haunted right now or anything

[heedra]

wallace was right when he took himself and his gay little dog to the moon on account of maybe cheese was there

[fairycosmos]

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary

[blinditem]

RIP Kurt you would’ve hated the 21st century </3

[sluttynurse]

"unreliable narrator" to you. i believe them

[art-notebook]

[handsomeyoungscapegrace]

[princelink]

[redpandarascal]

even if it didn’t romanticize slaveowners/the colonization of the United States

it would still be very embarrassing to be into a rap musical about the founding fathers.

[roboco-san]

when we told all the harry potter people to read a different book they all just went and watched marvel movies I think

[roboco-san]

me making this post:

[starwarsgenerator]

i will bang anakin. without the approval of the council if i must

[lostcryptids]

thinking about lisa frank tarot card that’s the devil and its like fruits with faces and makeup 

[lostcryptids]

[rontology]

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

[valtsv]

... anyway, as i was gaying,