myersmemesâ:
party  sentence  starters.
tw:  drinking,  smoking.
did you just spill your drink on me?
shut up and dance with me, okay?
is this seat taken? sorry, this place is crowded.
i want to go home already.
having the strong feeling iâll have to erase all my social networks in the morning.
could you do me a favor? could you pretend youâre my girl/boyfriend for a moment?
who the fuck invited you?
oh, i wasnât expecting to see you here.
parties arenât my thing.
want to dance with me?
do you recognize anyone?
can i get you a drink?
i said you could invite one person. one!
i donât feel so good.
maybe i should have stayed home.
i am not nearly drunk enough yet.
i donât recognize anyone here.
i should call my ex.
whereâs a boy? i need to make out with someone.
iâm not drunk enough for this.
luckily for me, i have all my best ideas drunk.
itâs not a party without a little drama, am i right?
hiding from the drunk crowd too?
i only came for the free food.
do you want to get out of here?
boys are stupid, and i love you.
youâre beautiful, boys suck, i love you.
iâm dizzy, okay.
i need some water.
you need to go to bed.
do you want to talk about it?
do you have a light?
want to get some fresh air?
want to go somewhere quiet?
iâll drive you home.
@noveltuckâ @riggsxcâ













