[theehorsepusssy]

[dinagifs1]

Troy Baker and Ashley Johnson in The Last Of Us Trailer (2022)

[curioscurio]

Is that time of the year again... tell me... do we have it?

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[ryebreadedd]

I wish i had big claws to dig a little burrow in the dirt and sleep in it i think it would solve all my problems

[ryebreadedd]

[cloudsaremadeofdreams]

[oldbaton]

carly rae jepsen and abba have this thing in common where they make your blood feel carbonated

[posiehedge]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother

[comment-tube]

[pointnclick]

worms when it rains

[meatpuppit]

actually nothing but respect for the local sex toy store in my city just telling people they can shoplift morning after pills if they need to.

[dogpuppy]

[dangerousturkey]

Killing and hatred and violence

[drtanner]

DESTRUCTION AND DEATH

[girlwhoiscryimg]

i think spending years on tumblr surrounded by the most critically unhinged minds on earth has impacted me in ways i dont even want to acknowledge. but on the plus side its all really funny

[iamoutofideas]

I will consider this suggestion

[konoko]

[vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i]

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[portrait-of-cromulence]

when you finish givin’ Imhotep the nancy reagan treatment

[bookgeekgrrl]

#that is a sentence i wish wasn't understandable

(@blacktofade)

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[allsystemsblue]

Yasmine Wüster

[musterniillustrates]

ok so i made the mistake of standing on the beach in the dark and listen…….. listen. there is nothing that cares about you less than the ocean in the dead of night. it is tangible. you can’t fuckin see a thing. there is no horizon. it’s a ceaseless void and she cares for no one and loves nothing. you have to respect her bcs she clearly has no fuckin love for you and if she wanted she could take you and NO ONE WOULD KNOW