Er... what?

I'm Heather. I'm 28. I cosplay. I'm in love with music. And I knit A LOT.

[novocainecosplay]

Joan Wick (John Wick genderbend by Novocaine Cosplay)

[moviewhorexo-blog]

[death-by-lulz]

Imagine him tracking you down and yelling your Tumblr url at you.

Scary.

[novocainecosplay]

And for the first time since I don't remember when,

I felt just like my aold bony self again.

And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King—

That's right, I am the Pumpkin King, ha, ha, ha!

[novocainecosplay]

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[kumandaninkayiptusu-deactivated]

[10knotes]

I’m so turned on by these pictures.

[troubledminnesotan]

My favorite spooky girlfriends

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: If you and your bff are too poor to afford college, get a quickie marriage JUST to qualify for all need based financial aid grants and when admitted to college, divorce.

Just do it until admitted to college. Then go to like legal zoom or rocket lawyer and do a DIY divorce for very little money. No attorney needed.

Do NOT get loans, property or any credit cards during the marriage. Just get the marriage so you don’t have to use your parents info in your application for FAFSA and other grants. It’s cheaper than emancipation and won’t cost you your life and sanity like the military.

[lulz-time]

[mjalti]

good thoughts: solar power

bad thoughts: Yzma (main character of Emperors New Groove fame) shouting PULL THE LEVER KRONK everytime I pass by a fire alarm

[silkirose]

:/

[silkirose]

:0

[silkirose]

:)

[writingdeviation]

Anyway this was my entire mood when I saw this tweet

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

…

[bugsoftbinbows]

ugly little man

[bitbats]

DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BABY BOY

good and cute

[whisperecstasy]

[10knotes]

this makes me laugh so hard every time

[switch]

you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas.

[emergencycocktail]

the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying

[commander-ledi]

big portion of dust is in fact human skin so regular roombas consume mostly just human skin.

[aww-so-pretty]

How cute is this?! 😍

[asimplelibrary-deactivated20181]

Dwarves are so unappreciated in fantasy. Sure, they’re not ~beautiful~ or ~eternal~ like elves but they’re short and angry and make swords and that’s honestly way more relatable and interesting

[thoughtportal]

[tinyhatonapumpkin]

Also like…. No decor, no desktop backgrounds, no city statues/sculptures, no designs on linens or curtains (shower kind or window kind), no clothes, no signs, no fonts, no apps, no packaged food or drink, no buildings, no….

People don’t realize all the subtle ways that there is art in their lives. Even if the original design or artist or whatever has past or whatever, it still had to be done by an artist in the first place.

There’s a reason art is the first signs of intelligence that anthropologists look at.