Nowhere In The Middle

Ultra Runner. LCHF. Grad student. Orphan Black. This blog is a hodgepodge mess, kind of like me.

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you know what’s the most spectacular thing about a july afternoon uneventfulness

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high on cocaine

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*silence*

The entire cloneclub, dead to the world after that episode (via alisonisthegreateststar)

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there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

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the illusion of productivity

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that’s it that’s the feeling

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You are a woman. Skin and bones, veins and nerves, hair and sweat. You are not made of metaphors. Not apologies, not excuses.

Sarah Kay, from “The Type”  (via violentwavesofemotion)

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Design Crush

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20140509 Run the Day

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Source 

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Neither can we, my badass friend. Neither can we.

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the face of disgruntlement

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little frog mage is just trying to make his way around leading 12 dwarven tadpoles and you pick him up and disturb him

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SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THAT STICK INTO A BANJO RIGHT NOW

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much better

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is that mumford and sons

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And anyway, when did sexual attraction become the sole metric for physical beauty? Is a sunset “ugly” just because you don’t want to fuck it? What about a waterfall? A horse? Ireland? A song?

Why We Need More ‘Ugly’ People On TV (via jumbleofnotes)

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Train Low, Race High...Carb, that is.

24 miles in the middle of the day today to prep for the 50k in a couple of weeks. Nailed down my summer heat hydration and nutrition plan, so now it's down to getting myself deeeeep into ketosis over the next 12 days. Train low, race high bitches. New ultramarathon PR on the way!

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http://www.nba.com/media/rockets/MMH09_JanuaryCarbs.pdf http://www.ext.colostate.edu/pubs/foodnut/09362.html

http://www.strikersunited.com/Documents/Nutrition%20Advice%20for%20youth%20soccer%20players.pdf

http://www.active.com/soccer/Articles/Nutritional-Guide-for-Soccer-Players.htm

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Wow. Soccer player. Must know everything. Thank for this, it really changed my mind on keto!!!!!!11

[weareanderlechttt]

Lmao my fitness level is way beyond yours. Nice muffin top by the way. HAHA, where’s your abs???Oh right you don’t have any because apparently all you do is “lift”. OF COURSE I can’t see your abs, they must be hiding under all that belly fat you’re packing. That doesn’t help you lose weight either. No wonder you had to go on a no carb diet in the first… You must’ve been very desperate. NEXT.

[lissablogs]

Sorry, but no muffin tops are anywhere near or on me as they are not keto.

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Wow I didn’t now soccer player were nutritional experts. Before you call us “fat fucks” you should check your research you twat. As a start you can look at my before and after pictures that not only shows that keto helped me loose weight but I pretty much has been saving my mental health. And beg your pardon but I run 3 miles just fine 5 days a week. Now go eat your stupid carbs and shove your soccer ball up your ass oh be sure to take the stick out of it first

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Wow congratulations!!!!! That’s so impressive oh my goddddd you must be so fit!!! Not only is that the -easy effort training- for track and field runners, I bet you 1) either stop every 5 minutes 2) slow jog.

Jogging=/=running

And I will eat my carbs, because unlike you, I’m an athlete hahahahahahah

You’re a joke.

[vagabondrose16-deactivated20150]

Jeeze lady why are you so angry?. If your happy eating carbs and running that’s fine glad it works for you but it does not work for everyone. Okay so yea your probably a better “athlete” but I’m sure as hell abetter person .You can run a thousand miles without taking 1 damn water break but you will still be big olé lonely poop head. And That is all I have to say about that.

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First port of call is to insult another persons appearance on tumblr because their point isn’t valid enough to be taken seriously.

You must really hate yourself if you think insulting others appearance on the internet is a good idea.

[nowhereinthemiddle]

Ohhh I guarantee I can run circles around this misinformed "athlete" whilst eating my bacon and cream cheese. And my abs look lovely, tyvm.